Thoughts we’ve all had while waiting in line for the loo
Jacqueline Steyn, 72, finds comfort in expressing herself in stories and poetry. It was not until she reached her seniors year, where age and lived experience gave her the confidence and courage, that she began to showcase her writing.
The Lady in Waiting
Have you ever gone to a public loo?
And had to stand at the end of a queue
Have you counted heads to pass the time?
Only to find you’re eighth in line
Counted four cubicles, one’s out of order
Have you dreaded the sound of running water?
Have you seen a woman come out in a blush?
When embarrassed she said, “The cistern won’t flush.”
Only two working loo’s now and you’re still in line
You cross your legs and curse the wine
Have you practised pelvic floor exercises?
And hoped and prayed there are no surprises
Please let there be no unexpected leak
After having babies the bladder is weak
Ever so slowly the queue’s getting shorter
That dreaded sound of running water
In rushes a pregnant woman with a toddler in tow
“It’s urgent please I really must go!”
She let out a scream before she spoke
Behind the door her waters broke
Next enters the cleaner with her mop and her broom
She orders you out whilst she cleans the room
Have you ever rushed to the Gentlemen’s loo?
If you were as desperate what would you do?
If you have a story to share please get in touch at melody@oversity.com.au
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