This customer's pizza delivery note is hilarious
Ordering pizza is a relatively simple process these days, and while there might be some advantages to the click and wait system, it takes a bit of the heart and soul out of having a meal prepared for you. With these robotic exchanges becoming the norm, the hilariously precise instructions from customers in today’s story are all the funnier.
Reddit user Rikardose shared of photo of the receipt for two pizzas, with a hilarious set of instructions that have since become a virial sensation.
Image credit: Twitter / Rikardose
“Crust a little crisper than normal. But not too crispy … if that’s not vague enough — make it like you’re taking revenge on a cheating boyfriend, BUT you still want to reconcile in the not so distant future,” the note for the order reads.
“The gate is tricky, please don’t break it. And the spider on the porch is called Frank. Be nice to Frank, he guards the tomatoes.”
The funny delivery has urged other pizza delivery people to share their funny stories.
“Dude I used to love these sorts of deliveries. These are normally the guys that’ll toss you a five every time,” Reddit user Sanguinesce wrote.
“Thirty some years ago when I delivered pizza in a small town it was even worse. Pizza delivery was in its infancy in the Southern US,” PfunkNC recalled.
“I once delivered pizzas in a snowstorm and received only a grunt as my tip. I had taken longer than they had expected. Mind you, it’s the South where no one drives when it snows because nothing is plowed (sic) and very little preparation is taken.”
“Deliver me a pizza, sometimes if I’m feeling generous I’ll toss a 20 to the guy because I know it’ll make his day,” user Thisguywatches said.
What are your thoughts?