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‘A gentleman with the mad soul of an Irish convict poet’: remembering Chris Bailey, and the blazing comet that was The Saints

<p>Inala in the early 70s was bleak. A Brisbane suburb of wide dusty streets, treeless and bland. A planned community, meant to grow over time. Austerity, accented by the cheap houses – weatherboard, red brick, concrete – stifled the suburb like a blanket on a hot February night. </p> <p>It was boring. Beyond boring. The only concession to communal childhood joy was the pool, and the crazy concrete skate rink. But if you wanted a creative outlet, you needed to search elsewhere. </p> <p>Ivor Hay, (future Saints drummer), was heading to the picture theatre in Sherwood one Saturday night in early 1971, "and I saw Jeffrey [Wegener – another Saints drummer] with these two longhairs, Chris [Bailey] and Ed [Kuepper]. They were off to a birthday party in Corinda and asked me along. That was our first night."</p> <p>Bailey was raised by his mum, Bridget, in a house alive with siblings – mostly girls, who looked after the kid. He got away with a lot. </p> <p>“None of us had a lot of money,” Hay tells me. "Both Chris and I were raised by single mums in reasonably sized families. Chris’ mum was pretty feisty, with this Belfast accent which was just fantastic. They all looked after ‘Christopher’, he could do all sorts of things and they would accommodate him. His mum would have a go at him about the noise, but we’d just go to his bedroom and rehearse and bugger everybody else in the house!"</p> <p>Kuepper taught Hay to play the guitar: Stones and Beatles and Hendrix. Hay passed the knowledge down to Bailey, who was keen to learn. Neither Kuepper nor Bailey learned to drive, so Hay became the driver in those wide suburbs where driving and cars were everything. </p> <p>There was politics in Bailey’s house – his sister Margaret chained herself to the school gates to protest uniform policy – but this pervaded the town. The conservative government had no time for the young, and the police force did their best to make life difficult. </p> <p>But there was a sense that these young men were making something new. As Hay says, "We used to sing <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Internationale">The Internationale</a> at parties. I don’t know if we were revolutionaries, but we had that sense that something was happening. [With the band] we were doing something that we thought was going to change something. Chris was particularly good at pushing things, at being anti-everything."</p> <h2>Out of Inala</h2> <p>To escape the suburb was to head north to the railway line. It was the lifeline to the centre of Brisbane – record stores, bookshops and other forms of life. </p> <p>Kuepper remembers going into the city with Bailey. "We had intended to steal a record, and we went into Myers […] both wearing army disposal overcoats […] these two long haired guys walking into the record department with these overcoats […] surprisingly enough, we were successful!"</p> <p>Like the railway line, Ipswich Road joins Brisbane to the old coal town of Ipswich. It slices through these western suburbs, carrying hoons in muscle cars and streams of commuters, the occasional screaming cop car or ambulance.</p> <p>On Thursday nights, the boys used to sit at the Oxley Hotel, overlooking Ipswich Road, “just sit up there having beers, we wouldn’t have been much more than 17 or 18 at that time. Chatting about all sorts of stuff,” says Hay.</p> <p>"Chris and Ed were comic collectors and Stan Lee was the hero […] there were political discussions, philosophical discussions. Those guys could talk underwater."</p> <p>They talked and played and sang. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5YP_tsPzmg&amp;t=905s">And Bailey had the voice</a>. It was a force, not just loud and tuneful, but full of snarl and spit. </p> <p>Soon they had songs, and in 1976 scraped the money together to record and release their first single on their own Fatal Records label. <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpMwMDqOprc">(I’m) Stranded</a> took Bailey out of Inala, out of Brisbane and into the world. </p> <p>He never looked back.</p> <h2>A changed city</h2> <p>The Saints released three albums in as many years – (I’m) Stranded, Eternally Yours and Prehistoric Sounds – before Kuepper and Hay returned from the UK to Australia, leaving Bailey to his own devices. </p> <p>Bailey remained in Europe, releasing a cluster of solo albums and many Saints records over the next 40 years. He wrote some achingly beautiful songs. It is a testament to his talents as a songwriter that Bruce Springsteen <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ4a_tgJp4I">recorded a version</a>of Bailey’s Just Like Fire Would in 2014.</p> <p>There’s no doubt that Bailey and The Saints changed Brisbane forever. People around the world who love music know Brisbane exists because of The Saints, The Go-Betweens and bands like them.</p> <p>Peter Milton Walsh (The Apartments) was one of many who benefited from The Saints legacy, "They blazed through our young lives like comets. Showed so many what was possible – that you could write your way out of town."</p> <p>“Without The Saints,” Mark Callaghan of The Riptides/Gang Gajang told me, “we probably wouldn’t have started. ” </p> <p>"They just made it all seem doable. It was like, ‘Well, they’re from Brisbane!’ So we started our first band, and at our first gig we covered (I’m) Stranded! We even took a photo of the abandoned house in Petrie Terrace with (I’m) Stranded painted on the wall. But it never crossed our minds to stand in front of this. It would be sacrilege, you know? And we were trying to work out a way that we could get it off the wall intact, because we recognised it was a historical document."</p> <p>Chris Bailey isn’t the first of our creative children to leave this life behind and move on into memory. With their passing, like the returning comet, the past is freshly illuminated, allowing us to look back at our young lives. Back when the future was broad in front of us, urged on by voices like Bailey’s to open our eyes and see the world.</p> <p>And Bailey’s was a unique voice. Kenny Gormley (The Cruel Sea) remembers him singing <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYA5WdP47Y0">Ghost Ships,</a> "But ah, I’ll never ever forget seeing Chris pick that shanty, alone at sea in a crowded room, holding us sway, wet face drunk and shining, quiet and stilled in storm, cracked voiced with closed eye and open heart. And that was Bailey, a gentleman with the mad soul of an Irish convict poet.“</p> <p><em>Image credits: Getty Images</em></p> <p><em>This article originally appeared in <a href="https://theconversation.com/a-gentleman-with-the-mad-soul-of-an-irish-convict-poet-remembering-chris-bailey-and-the-blazing-comet-that-was-the-saints-181059" target="_blank" rel="noopener">The Conversation</a>. </em></p>

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Joh Bailey opens up on working with Princess Di: “Very laid back”

<p><span>Iconic Sydney hairdresser Joh Bailey has opened up about working with Princess Diana, admitting he believed the offer to work with her was nothing short of a “prank”.</span><br /><br /><span>In 1995, Joh Bailey received the offer of a lifetime from Buckingham Palace to work with the Princess of Wales during her visit to Australia in 1996.</span><br /><br /><span>The Australian man prepared the royal’s hair while she was in Sydney in 1996, for her daytime and evening engagements.</span><br /><br /><span>Bailey told him that the palace informed him of “one stipulation.”</span><br /><br /><span>“If it got out beforehand then I wouldn't be able to do it, so I wasn't allowed to tell anyone,” he said.</span><br /><br /><span>"She was the most famous woman in the world and the most glamorous.</span><br /><br /><span>"And I'm a real royalist, so it was like all my dreams coming true at once. My favourite person on the planet.</span><br /><br /><span>"It would be akin to doing Meghan Markle, I suppose, today… that level of fame. Everybody loved Diana."</span><br /><br /><span>Diana came to Sydney in November 1996 to open the new Victor Chang Cardiac Research Institute, just a few months after her divorce from Prince Charles had been finalised.</span><br /><br /><span>Bailey revealed he’d had a “protocol meeting” with Diana's lady-in-waiting, saying he was to address the royal firstly as "Diana, Princess of Wales" then later as "Princess", "the Princess" or "Ma'am".</span><br /><br /><span>"[They said] 'Her name is Diana, Princess of Wales, don't ever call her Princess Diana or Lady Diana, that's not her name',” he said.</span><br /><br /><span>"I thought, 'Oh my God, the pressure is on, what if I say Lady Di'?</span><br /><br /><span>"As it turns out, had I done it she would not have cared less."</span><br /><br /><span>While he was told the initial introduction would be "quite formal”, the experience was anything but the moment he entered the Presidential Suite at the Ritz-Carlton in Double Bay (now the InterContinental).</span><br /><br /><span>"I'd been told all this stuff would happen,” he said.</span><br /><br /><span>“There’d be this formal meeting and it never happened, which rattled me even further and I thought, 'Do I just say hello?’</span><br /><br /><span>"Then I said to her, 'I'm Joh Bailey and I think I know who you are' and she sort of laughed and I did this awkward, wobbly half-bow-half curtsy, the most ridiculous thing, and she laughed and said 'Get up, stop that'.</span><br /><img style="width: 500px; height: 281.25px;" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/7842171/diana.jpg" alt="" data-udi="umb://media/0117bd370e374d1e81239b54e349787a" /><br /><span>"And from then on, she was the nicest, most natural person that I had ever met – beautiful."</span><br /><br /><span>What surprised Bailey most was the freedom he had while working with Princess Diana, even being told by the royal: "You just do whatever you like".</span><br /><br /><span>"I wasn't expecting that at all," he said.</span><br /><br /><span>While many would provide "look books and story boards, 'this is the outfit, this is the jewellery', that sort of thing, but there was none of that".</span><br /><br /><span>"She was actually very laid-back. There was no airs and graces with her, there was no royalty, it was like meeting a nice girl from down the street."</span><br /><br /><span>Bailey explained the royal was unbelievably laidback, and even surprised him with her casual demeanour.</span><br /><br /><span>"While I was blow-drying her hair at the dining room table, she put her foot up and painted her toenails herself," he says.</span><br /><br /><span>"She just got out a bottle of nail polish and painted her toenails at the table, it was so cool."</span><br /><br /><span>Diana would later step out onto the Sydney street’s in a one-shoulder blue satin Versace gown, her aquamarine cocktail ring and statement pearl necklace and diamond earrings.</span></p> <p><img style="width: 500px; height: 281.25px;" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/7842168/diana-1.jpg" alt="" data-udi="umb://media/91858054ead34160945ab70bac222c8a" /><br /><br /><span>The ring is now worn by the Duchess of Sussex while the Duchess of Cambridge has the other extravagant jewels in her possession.</span><br /><br /><span>Bailey admitted he felt "unbelievably pressured" to get everything perfect for the night.</span><br /><br /><span>"That was the one when all eyes were going to be on her."</span><br /><br /><span>He says his royal client never complained however, and kept her cool demeanour.</span><br /><br /><span>"She was always happy with it, with her hair, she never said 'let's change this' or 'do that' or anything. She just sat there and had it done and said 'thank you'."</span><br /><br /><span>Bailey said the press were relentless, and every waking hour would be spent chasing after the royal.</span><br /><br /><span>He said it was like being "in lockdown… just from the press".</span><br /><br /><span>"They were all in trees and on top of buildings, the hotel had crowds in front of it wanting to get a glimpse of her coming in or out," he said.</span><br /><br /><span>"She was on the fifth floor, and if you looked outside her window all you could see were cameras with those great big long lenses, literally in trees on the top of people's apartment buildings, hanging out of windows. Hundreds of them. I've never seen anything like it.</span><br /><br /><span>"The curtains were drawn the whole time she was there. It was quite sad, I suppose."</span></p> <p><img style="width: 500px; height: 281.25px;" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/7842170/diana-3.jpg" alt="" data-udi="umb://media/b9f3fa92591148358d42a7cb87d9766d" /><br /><br /><span>During Di’s visit to Sydney, the princess attended several events at St Vincent's Hospital, the Sacred Heart Hospice, the Convention Centre and The Victor Chang Cardiac Research Institute.</span><br /><br /><span>Bailey said he believes that despite the endless love and adoration that the royal "felt lonely".</span><br /><br /><span>"A couple of times, say I went [to the hotel in the morning] and the car wasn't picking her up until midday, she would say, 'Can you just hang out for a little while, I am a bit lonely, or bored, and just have a chat?'."</span><br /><br /><span>Bailey said it was "just her and I in the room".</span><br /><br /><span>"One day she said, 'Do you want a cup of tea?' and she got up, found the teabag and put the kettle on, jiggled the thing herself and handed it to me, she was very normal."</span><br /><br /><span>He revealed that Diana spoke openly “about everything, really".</span><br /><br /><span>"Her children, she spoke about them a lot, she spoke about the Queen, about the divorce, she spoke about everything that was happening at the time, very nonchalant, not guarded, she just talked."</span><br /><br /><span>The Princess of Wales mentioned her eldest, William, and even told Bailey that she missed them, in a motherly way.</span><br /><br /><span>Bailey was one of many who fell under Diana's spell and remembers clearly her "natural beauty".</span><br /><br /><span>"Her skin was absolutely beautiful, she was tall, elegant, broad-shouldered. She had the most beautiful fingernails and teeth and eyes I have ever seen – everything bright, shiny, immaculate."</span><br /><br /><span>He admitted he even kept a memento from their time together – a lock of Diana's hair.</span><br /><br /><span>"The front fringe of her hair was a bit long and I said, 'I'm just going to take this off' and then collected it – it's in a little sealed plastic bag in a safe."</span><br /><br /><span>He described her hair as "very thick and very heavy hair, beautiful".</span><br /><br /><span>"She had highlights and a perm, believe it or not. [It was a] very '90s thing to do, or '80s even, to perm it then blow it straight so it would give it that extra body."</span><br /><br /><span>Bailey revealed he was even lucky enough to be asked by Diana if they would like a photo together, a generous offer he couldn’t refuse.</span><br /><br /><span>"I was a bit scared to ask but she [offered]. And then she said to me, I don't know whether she meant it or not, 'If you're ever in London, look me up at Kensington Palace and maybe come over and have a cup of tea'."</span><br /><br /><span>Sadly, Bailey never had the opportunity to take the royal up on that offer, as she tragically died in a car crash nine months later.</span><br /><br /><span>The Australian hairdresser has gone on to do the hair of Sarah, the Duchess of York, and Zara Tindall.</span><br /><br /><span>He said the experience with Diana “was exhilarating, the whole thing.</span><br /><br /><span>“Definitely the highlight of my career."</span></p> <p><em>Images: Getty</em></p>

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Chocolate Baileys icing

<p>The perfect icing must surely be a combination of our two favourite guilty pleasures: chocolate and alcohol. This Chocolate Baileys icing tastes great over cakes, cupcakes or just on its own if you’re that way inclined.</p> <p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Makes</span></strong>: Approximately 3 cups</p> <p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Ingredients</span></strong>:</p> <ul> <li>350g butter, softened</li> <li>4 cups icing sugar</li> <li>3 tablespoon cocoa powder</li> <li>1 teaspoon vanilla essence</li> <li>3 tablespoon Baileys Irish Cream (or other liqueur)</li> </ul> <p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Method</span></strong>:</p> <p>1. Add the softened butter to the bowl of a stand mixer (or a large bowl and using an electric hand beater). Whip the butter until it is pale and creamy, about 3 to 4 minutes.</p> <p>2. Add two cups of the icing sugar to the butter and continue beating until combined. Then add the vanilla essence, cocoa powder and Baileys before adding the rest of the icing sugar. Beat until the icing is light and fluffy. If it's not the right consistency, either add some milk (or more Baileys) to make is softer and more spreadable, or alternately add some more icing sugar to make it a bit stiff.</p> <p><em>Written by Chloe Kincaid. First appeared on <a href="http://Stuff.co.nz" target="_blank"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Stuff.co.nz</span></strong></a>.</em></p> <p><strong>Related links:</strong></p> <p><a href="http://www.oversixty.co.nz/lifestyle/food-wine/2016/02/flourless-orange-cake/"><em><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Flourless orange cake</span></strong></em></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.oversixty.co.nz/lifestyle/food-wine/2015/10/vanilla-custard/"><em><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Homemade vanilla custard</span></strong></em></a></p> <p><a href="http://www.oversixty.co.nz/lifestyle/food-wine/2015/08/potato"><strong><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Potato and bacon cakes</span></em></strong></a></p>

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