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Woman's body found sitting in chair two years after her death

<p>The body of a 70-year-old woman has been found in her house in Northern Italy, two years after her death.</p><p>Marinella Beretta lived alone near Lake Como in Lombardy.</p><p>Her decomposed body was discovered on Friday by the Como fire brigade following complaints that a tree had fallen in her garden as a result of overgrown vegetation, Como City Hall press officer Francesca Manfredi said.</p><p>Beretta’s body was found sitting in a chair in the living room, SkyTg24 reported on Monday.</p><p>Manfredi told CNN that the cause of Beretta’s death was unknown, and the examiner had established that she died sometime toward the end of 2019, based on the level of decay to her body.</p><p>No relatives of Beretta had yet come forward, Manfredi said, adding that police were investigating whether she had any surviving family.</p><p>For now, Beretta’s body remains at the morgue, and a funeral date has not yet been set, Manfredi added.</p><p>Como mayor Mario Landriscina has invited the town’s residents to attend Beretta’s funeral. He told the Italian media on Tuesday that the local government would take care of the funeral arrangements.</p><p>“I will try to be there and I invite the city to be present,” Landriscina said.</p><p>“This is the moment to be together, and even if this woman had no relatives, we could become her relatives.”</p><p>On Facebook, Elena Bonetti, Italy’s minister for family and equal opportunities, mourned Beretta’s solitary death.</p><p>“What happened to Marinella Beretta in Como, the forgotten loneliness, hurts our consciences,” she said. “Remembering her life is the duty of a community that wants to remain united.”</p><p>Bonetti added: “Taking care of each other is the experience of families, institutions, of our being citizens. No one should be alone.”</p><p><em>Image: Getty</em></p>

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Liked Netflix’s The Chair? Here are 4 moving, funny novels set in English departments

<p>English departments are strange places. Even to those of us who spend our working lives inside them, they can seem utterly mysterious. Those looking in from outside must find them even more baffling. What exactly do lecturers do all day? They teach and interact with students, but what happens the rest of the time?</p> <p>Literary scholars everywhere, writes <a href="https://www.lancaster.ac.uk/english-literature-and-creative-writing/people/terry-eagleton">Terry Eagleton</a>, “live in a state of dread – a dread that one day, someone … will suddenly get wise to the fact that we draw salaries for reading poems and novels.” This fact, say Eagleton, “is as scandalous as being paid for sunbathing [or] eating chocolate.”</p> <p>He has a point.</p> <p>Harvard professor <a href="https://english.fas.harvard.edu/people/deidre-shauna-lynch">Deidre Shauna Lynch</a> says even more bluntly that what English academics get up to simply “does not look like work” to those on the outside. Those of us writing on literature, she suggests, must make our peace with this fact. We must resign ourselves to being largely unknown to the broader culture, living in quiet obscurity.</p> <p>And yet, as Netflix’s The Chair makes clear, life within an English department can actually look a lot like life in any other workplace. At the fictional Pembroke University, there are familiar office politics and dramas, as well as the usual mixture of ambition, resentment, and status-seeking that exist elsewhere. Professor Ji-Yoon Kim (Sandra Oh) steers a team of colleagues who have eccentric literary quirks but are recognisable figures in many workplaces.</p> <p>If you enjoyed this series, I’d recommend checking out these four novels, all of which offer compelling depictions of English departments. Forget the Campus Novel – the English Department Novel is a more interesting sub-genre.</p> <h2>1. Richard Russo, Straight Man (1997)</h2> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/428162/original/file-20211025-19-ar21bw.jpeg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/428162/original/file-20211025-19-ar21bw.jpeg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=237&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <span class="caption"></span></p> <p>Russo’s comic novel shares many similarities with The Chair. It centres on the madcap adventures of William Henry Devereaux, Jr., who chairs an English department similar in size to that of Pembroke. Furious about recent financial cuts, Devereaux takes matters into his own hands. He uses a local television network to publicise his cause, threatening to kill one goose from the university pond every day until his department’s budget is reinstated.</p> <p>Russo emphasises the slapstick, farcical side of departmental politics. Straight Man is a glorious send up of self-serious academics, the politics of literary theory, and intellectual ambition.</p> <p>It also offers a perfect gloss on the old adage that academic politics are so vicious precisely because the stakes are so low. I strongly suspect that the writers of The Chair had Devereaux in mind while creating the similarly hapless Bill Dobson (Jay Duplass).</p> <h2>2. John Williams, Stoner (1965)</h2> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/428161/original/file-20211025-13-1glczfs.jpeg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/428161/original/file-20211025-13-1glczfs.jpeg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=237&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> </p> <p>John Williams may well have written the most moving novel ever to be set in an English department.</p> <p>In understated, elegiac prose, Williams gives us the tragic life story of William Stoner, an obscure English professor at the University of Missouri, who enters as an agriculture student but develops a lifelong passion for literature. He lives his entire life against the backdrop of the university, and all of his significant relationships are found within the English department.</p> <p>While Stoner’s contributions to the field seem middling to his colleagues, he inspires generations of students with his generous and rigorous teaching. His personal life may well be a kind of tragedy, but he finds redemption in his teaching and research, and a true home in the department.</p> <p>Williams gives us an example of the English department novel at its most existential and weighty, one beloved of readers inside and outside the academy.</p> <h2>3. Mary McCarthy, The Groves of Academe (1952)</h2> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/428163/original/file-20211025-27-16tzpl7.jpeg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/428163/original/file-20211025-27-16tzpl7.jpeg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=237&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> </p> <p>McCarthy’s novel takes us back to comedy once again, mining the same territory as The Chair and Straight Man but written well in advance of either. Drawing on her own experiences at Bard College and elsewhere, McCarthy gives us a farce with a serious political edge. Set at the fictional Jocelyn College, the novel centres on Henry Mulcahy, an expert on James Joyce who learns he has been let go, seemingly without cause.</p> <p>As he fights to save his position, McCarthy shows us the subtle and shifting nature of allegiances within the English departments she knew firsthand, as well as the petty disputes and lurid scandals they can harbour. She pulls no punches, laying bare the gossip, naked careerism, and backstabbing that even seemingly mild-mannered English academics are capable of.</p> <p>The novel also gives us a classic bait-and-switch. The central character, Mulcahy, whom we initially see as sympathetic and unfairly mistreated, slowly comes into focus as manipulative and profoundly unlikable. As we begin to see the central events from the perspective of once minor characters, the truth is revealed, and McCarthy skillfully shows us the mistakes of our earlier judgments.</p> <h2>4. Wallace Stegner, Crossing to Safety (1987)</h2> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/428164/original/file-20211025-15-1u6vbym.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/428164/original/file-20211025-15-1u6vbym.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=237&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> </p> <p>This wise and moving novel explores the lifelong friendship between two couples, Larry and Sally Morgan and Sid and Charity Lang. Sid and Larry are English professors in Madison, Wisconsin, and the novel follows them as they chase literary ambitions while also managing substantial teaching duties.</p> <p>Both are striving for tenure and are forced to negotiate complicated faculty politics. Ultimately, this is a novel about “quiet lives,” as the narrator tells us. Its great themes are friendship, marriage, and the nature of love.</p> <p>And while the English department often fades into the background as Stegner explores other aspects of his characters’ lives, its politics are never far away. Sid and Larry are often concerned with the petty machinations of their academic colleagues, and Crossing to Safety includes many details that still resonate with life at a university today. Stegner’s novel also offers a fascinating glimpse into the evolution of literary studies from the 1930s to the 1970s.</p> <p>Of course, there are many other novels within this sub-genre, including David Lodge’s beloved campus trilogy, as well as novels by <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pnin">Vladimir Nabokov</a>, <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disgrace">J.M. Coetzee</a>, and others. While eating chocolate and sunbathing wouldn’t necessarily make for interesting fiction, life in an English department, it seems, certainly does.<!-- Below is The Conversation's page counter tag. Please DO NOT REMOVE. --><img style="border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; margin: 0 !important; max-height: 1px !important; max-width: 1px !important; min-height: 1px !important; min-width: 1px !important; opacity: 0 !important; outline: none !important; padding: 0 !important; text-shadow: none !important;" src="https://counter.theconversation.com/content/170110/count.gif?distributor=republish-lightbox-basic" alt="The Conversation" width="1" height="1" /><!-- End of code. If you don't see any code above, please get new code from the Advanced tab after you click the republish button. The page counter does not collect any personal data. 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Roger Federer's rare spat with chair umpire

<div class="post_body_wrapper"> <div class="post-body-container"> <div class="post_body"> <div class="body_text redactor-styles redactor-in"> <p>In a move that surprised fans, tennis legend Roger Federer blew up at an umpire at the French Open.</p> <p>He was furious as he was handed a time violation for taking too long between points and took out his anger on the chair umpire and his opponent Marin Cilic.</p> <p>"Marin, am I playing too slow?" Federer asked, to which Cilic responded he was.</p> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr">Need subtitles for this masterpiece. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RogerFederer?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RogerFederer</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RolandGarros?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#RolandGarros</a> <a href="https://t.co/uHdcN1dPHt">pic.twitter.com/uHdcN1dPHt</a></p> — Divyanshu 🙂 (@tweetsbydivyu) <a href="https://twitter.com/tweetsbydivyu/status/1400469489800540163?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">June 3, 2021</a></blockquote> <p>Federer tried arguing that he was not used to handling his own towel due to coronavirus to the chair umpire.</p> <p>"I understand the rule," Federer protested to Cilic.</p> <p>"I'm going from one corner to the next trying to get my towel. I'm not doing it on purpose."</p> <p>He was still frustrated by the end of the argument, saying he will stay still.</p> <p>"I don't even dare to go my towel anymore," he said to Joseph.</p> <p>The dispute lasted several minutes, but Federer won the match with 6-2 2-6 7-6 (4) 6-2.</p> <p>Federer spoke about the "misunderstanding" to the press after the match.</p> <p>The argument started as Federer was serving, with the rules of tennis insisting that the receiver play to the speed of the server.</p> <p>"I just feel like it was a misunderstanding on many levels," Federer added.</p> <p>"I didn't feel like I was playing particularly slow, and with the towels, quite honestly, if I want to go to the towel, now I can't go to the towel anymore, it's okay, I get it.</p> <p>"I understand playing to the server's pace, I have done it in hundreds of matches, and I always feel like I don't make my opponent wait very much, but clearly Marin wanted to go faster."</p> <p>Federer was surprised by his strong performance as he said that he couldn't have lasted more than two hours against his opponent.</p> <p>"I didn't think I could play at this level for two hours against Marin," Federer said.</p> <p>"I finished by serving really well. It shows I have something in reserve, I have some energy left and that's really good for my confidence."</p> </div> </div> </div> </div>

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“I’m not playing”: Kyrgios loses it at chair umpire

<p><span>Nick Kyrgios has kicked off the tennis season by storming off the court and calling the chair umpire a “smarta***” after being awarded a time violation during Wednesday night’s game against Harry Bourchier.</span><br /><br /><span>Kyrgios repeatedly complained about the limited time he had between serves during his second set of the Murray River Open clash.</span><br /><br /><span>COVID-19 restrictions have prohibited ball kids from bringing towels to players between points, meaning Kyrgios was forced to retrieve the towel himself.</span><br /><br /><span>The Australian firecracker lost his temper when the chair umpire Nacho Forcadell called a time violation towards the end of the set.</span><br /><br /><span>“Bro, I just started serving,” Kyrgios said.</span><br /><br /><span>“I was in my motion, what are you talking about?</span><br /><br /><span>“I’m not playing, I’m not playing.”</span><br /><br /><span>The Melbourne spectators could be seen laughing as Kyrgios made his way to the bench in frustration.</span><br /><br /><span>The 25-year-old continued to argue with Forcadell, and claimed that he’d already started his service motion when the clock struck zero.</span><br /><br /><span>“I’m not f***ing moving. It’s like you guys do it to just be funny,” Kyrgios said.</span><br /><br /><span>“Bro, I was serving. Why’d you have to call it?</span><br /><br /><span>“Because the tennis is about the umpires, right? They come to see you. You’re an extra. You’re an extra for all of us.”</span></p> <blockquote class="twitter-tweet"> <p dir="ltr">This is ridiculous especially when you compare it to other players on tour like Nadal and Djokovic. <br /><br />Kyrgios is one of the quicker servers on tour 😂<br /><br /><a href="https://t.co/6xAhG9wy5b">pic.twitter.com/6xAhG9wy5b</a></p> — Lachlan McKirdy (@LMcKirdy7) <a href="https://twitter.com/LMcKirdy7/status/1356888859175358464?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">February 3, 2021</a></blockquote> <p><br /><span>Replays showed that Kyrgios was undeniably into his service motion when the violation was called.</span><br /><br /><span>While speaking with court supervisor Cedric Mourier, Kyrgios could not hide his anger towards the chair umpire.</span><br /><br /><span>“I saw the clock … I’m pulling my serve here and he called a time violation,” Kyrgios said.</span><br /><br /><span>“Tennis isn’t about him (the chair umpire). He’s an extra to make all this s**t go smoothly, so why is he doing this?</span><br /><br /><span>“I have to walk back and forth to get my towel now, so he’s a smarta*** and calls it? And now I have to get fined for it, but I was playing by the rules.”</span><br /><br /><span>Kyrgios reluctantly agreed to finish the match.</span><br /><br /><span>“Do I get fined for that, yes or no?” Kyrgios asked.</span><br /><br /><span>“I’ve lost enough money to these peanuts.”</span><br /><br /><span>Kyrgios eventually claimed a 6-2 7-6 victory after saving several set points to qualify for the round of 16.</span><br /><br /><span>Next, he will face Croatia’s Borna Coric.</span><br /><br /><span>“I definitely feel at home playing at the Aus Open,” Kyrgios said after the match.</span><br /><br /><span>“I love it here, it’s my favourite tournament of the year.</span><br /><br /><span>“I thought that the level (Bourchier) brought in the second set was very high. He was serving really, really well and he started getting on to a couple of my serves.</span><br /><br /><span>“I’m actually pretty happy with the way I played today.</span><br /><br /><span>“A tough one tomorrow, but first I have a dinner and some wine to drink.”</span></p>

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Sorry, not sorry: Djokovic speaks out on patting chair umpire's feet

<p>Novak Djokovic has apologised for touching the umpire during his Australian Open final match on Sunday night.</p> <p>The Serb initially defended his decision to tap official Damien Dumusois twice on the foot, describing it as “a nice, really friendly touch”, but expressed his regret on Monday.</p> <p>“In a professional sport, things happen that obviously you’re not proud of,” Djokovic said.</p> <p>“Sometimes you do things that you’re not happy with and you go through different emotions, you go through ups and downs.</p> <p>“Of course, I’m not happy that I touched the chair umpire. And I’m sorry if I offended him or anybody else.</p> <p>“But in the heat of the battle, some decisions that he makes or some decision that happens just distracts you and sets you off the balance a little bit.”</p> <p>According to the official grand slam rule book, Djokovic could be charged with a fine of up to NZ$30,959 for the action.</p> <p>“Players shall not at any time physically abuse any official, opponent, spectator or other person within the precincts of the tournament site,” the rules state. “Violation of this section shall subject a player to a fine up to US$20,000 [NZ$30,959] for each violation.”</p> <p>In the post-match press conference, Djokovic said he did not believe he overstepped the mark. “For touching his shoe? I mean, I didn’t know that’s completely forbidden,” he said after securing his 6-4, 4-6, 2-6, 6-3, 6-4 against Dominic Thiem.</p> <p>“I thought it was a nice, really friendly touch. I wasn’t aggressive with him in terms of physical abuse.”</p>

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Did you know this bad cruise habit could get you into trouble?

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Cruise ships are a haven away from home and a place to put your feet up, relax and enjoy your time on the high seas. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">However, there are always rule everywhere we go - and a cruise getaway is no different. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">There is one rule cruise ship passengers are expected to follow or else they face the risk of getting into big trouble. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Supercruisers said sun lounge “hogging” is no longer acceptable on cruise ships and could get travellers into a bit of trouble if they are spotted making that mistake. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">One expert told</span><a href="https://www.express.co.uk/travel/cruise/1157046/cruises-2020-cruise-ship-passenger-chair-hogging-sun-lounger-carnival-cruises"><span style="font-weight: 400;"> express.co.uk</span></a><span style="font-weight: 400;"> passengers have a number of activities to enjoy while onboard so it can come off as extremely selfish to hog beach chairs when there's already a limited number. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“If you’re looking to begin your days on the ship relaxing by one of the onboard pools, you’ll be looking to reserve a sun lounger – often a topic of contention on many holidays, both onboard and on land.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“To stop guests unfairly chair hogging, a term that has been coined for the act of reserving prime spots by the pool with towels and other belongings while the chairs remain empty for hours, Carnival Cruises has implemented a strict policy.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“The rules that are enforced by shipboard team members, state that if belongings are left unattended for longer than around half an hour to reserve chairs, the items shall be removed.”</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Carnival cruises implemented the new ryle as a way to stamp out selfish hogging. </span></p>

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Why Kmart’s beloved $55 chair has been taken off shelves

<p>It sent shoppers into a frenzy at the start of the year after a number of lifestyle blogs featured the coveted item.</p> <p>But according to a Kmart store manager, the $55 Timber Occasional Chair has since been taken off the shelves in New Zealand due to a “potential quality issue” and would no longer be sold in-store or online.</p> <p>The item is also not available to buy in Australia, with the web page message reading, “This product is no longer available, but rest assured, there are plenty more items to love.”</p> <p>Speaking to <a rel="noopener" href="https://10daily.com.au/lifestyle/homes/a190718otacn/kmart-has-pulled-the-widely-popular-chair-from-sale-20190719" target="_blank"><em>10daily</em></a>, a spokesperson from Kmart confirmed the news saying it had been withdrawn “due to a potential safety issue” but didn’t go into detail as to what the problem could be.</p> <blockquote style="background: #FFF; border: 0; border-radius: 3px; box-shadow: 0 0 1px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.5),0 1px 10px 0 rgba(0,0,0,0.15); margin: 1px; max-width: 540px; min-width: 326px; padding: 0; width: calc(100% - 2px);" class="instagram-media" data-instgrm-captioned="" data-instgrm-permalink="https://www.instagram.com/p/BsZBw9PFf2c/" data-instgrm-version="12"> <div style="padding: 16px;"> <div style="display: flex; flex-direction: row; align-items: center;"> <div style="background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 50%; flex-grow: 0; height: 40px; margin-right: 14px; width: 40px;"></div> <div style="display: flex; flex-direction: column; flex-grow: 1; justify-content: center;"> <div style="background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; margin-bottom: 6px; width: 100px;"></div> <div style="background-color: #f4f4f4; border-radius: 4px; flex-grow: 0; height: 14px; width: 60px;"></div> </div> </div> <div style="padding: 19% 0;"></div> <div style="display: block; height: 50px; margin: 0 auto 12px; width: 50px;"></div> <div style="padding-top: 8px;"> <div style="color: #3897f0; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: 550; line-height: 18px;">View this post on Instagram</div> </div> <p style="margin: 8px 0 0 0; padding: 0 4px;"><a style="color: #000; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px; text-decoration: none; word-wrap: break-word;" rel="noopener" href="https://www.instagram.com/p/BsZBw9PFf2c/" target="_blank">I know I said I only wanted the bamboo plant stand (which I picked up yesterday 🙌) buuuuttttt then @kmartaus went and released this beauty for just $49 🙊😍 I managed to get one at my local which Ill share soon. . . #thediydecorator #kmartaus #kmartstyle #kmartnewfinds #kmartbargains #kmartmums #kmartmumsaustralia #kmarthome #homedecor #homewares #homedecorating #interior #interiordecor #homedecorator #interiorinfluencer #homeinfluencer #perthinfluencer #lifestyleinfluencer #australianinfluencer #interiordecorator #interiorandhome #interiorlover #kmartaddict #kmartaddictsunite #kmartaustralia #kmartdecor #kmartliving #kmartlove</a></p> <p style="color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 17px; margin-bottom: 0; margin-top: 8px; overflow: hidden; padding: 8px 0 7px; text-align: center; text-overflow: ellipsis; white-space: nowrap;">A post shared by <a style="color: #c9c8cd; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 14px; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 17px;" rel="noopener" href="https://www.instagram.com/thediydecorator/" target="_blank"> Zoe Gilpin Interior Decorator</a> (@thediydecorator) on Jan 8, 2019 at 2:54pm PST</p> </div> </blockquote> <p>“At Kmart we are committed to the quality and safety of all of our products and can confirm the timber occasional chair has been withdrawn due to a potential quality issue,” they said.</p> <p>“We ask customers with any concerns, to please contact the Kmart customer service team on 1800 124 125.”</p> <p>The chair quickly gained traction after multiple bloggers featured it on their social media pages. Made of acacia wood and a faux rattan back and base, the chair came as a flat pack with the parts locked together by screws and Allen keys.</p> <p>The spokesperson for the company told <em>10daily</em>, “Additional stock of the much loved timber occasional chair will arrive in stores as part of our August Living campaign in the coming weeks.”</p>

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Panic after Kmart pulls popular item from shelves over safety fears

<p>When Kmart released its new furniture and homewares collection last month, shoppers went crazy for a chic blush velvet chair selling for just $55.</p> <p><img width="497" height="310" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/7816108/homepage-310118-mainzone_497x310.jpg" alt="Homepage -310118-mainzone" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"/></p> <p>The sell-out item became one of the discount superstore’s most coveted products, but now, owners are in panic mode after it was pulled from shelves over safety concerns.</p> <p>A member of the Kmart Mums Australia Facebook group brought the news to light after her local store called to inform her that her layby had been cancelled and that the plush chair was no longer available. It is also no longer listed for sale on their website.</p> <p>Other members of the group were quick to comment with their own experiences, with one woman saying her chair “hasn’t been right from day one” and that she plans to return it.</p> <p>Another woman posted a screenshot of the Facebook message she received from Kmart, which confirmed that the chairs have been withdrawn from sale, “but should be back on shelves soon”.</p> <p>It comes after a woman shared her experience on Facebook, revealing that it “collapsed in less than a minute” of her sitting on it, despite weighing just 70kg.</p> <p><img width="600" height="864" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/7816106/screen_shot_2018-03-06_at_30725_pm_600x864.jpg" alt="Screen _shot _2018-03-06_at _3.07.25_pm" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"/></p> <p>In a statement to <a href="https://au.be.yahoo.com/lifestyle/a/39427696/kmart-withdraws-pink-blush-chair-from-shelves/" target="_blank"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Yahoo Be</span></strong></a>, Kmart revealed the chair had not been recalled, but just withdrawn “until investigations are completed”.</p> <p>“At Kmart our priority is customer safety, the Kmart quality team have conducted assessments on the pink velvet chair from a number of batches where all chairs tested performed safely,” a spokesperson said.</p> <p>“However, upon receiving two customer reports we believe further investigation is required, therefore as a safety precaution we have withdrawn the chairs from sale until investigations have been completed.”</p> <p>Tell us in the comments below, do you own this chair? Have you experienced any problems with it?</p>

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The cruise ship passengers who love to hog lounge chairs

<p>Wandering the crowded pool deck of the Norwegian Escape one afternoon, I ask if a lounge chair with a folded towel on it is available.</p> <p>"Their stuff has been left here for two hours, and they never came back," one woman says. Then a man pipes up, "That is my brother's chair." And then another woman says, "Isn't that the rudest thing?" And the first woman says to me, "Why don't you just take the chair?" And then the man says, "I'm not the cruise ship police. But that's my brother's chair."</p> <p>I walk away. But it does get you wondering. Where are the cruise ship chair police when you need them? Do they even have cruise ship chair police?</p> <p>On Norwegian Escape, as on many cruise ships, guidelines mention a 60-minute rule. If a lounge chair is empty for 60 minutes, staff can remove the towels and belongings so someone else can use it.</p> <p>I saw no indication that this ever happened on the ship. In fact, I've never seen it happen on any ship.</p> <p>Instead, chair hogs increasingly rule on cruises.</p> <p>Here's how it works: A chair hog is a cruise passenger who, bright and early each morning, runs out of his room, plops his towel, shoes and paperback book on one, two or 10 lounge chairs on the pool deck, and returns to his cabin to sleep or hang around or eat breakfast and generally just take his time until he feels like getting some sun.</p> <p>He may not return to the pool deck for hours.</p> <p>But he has staked his claim, and God forbid that any other passenger try to use the chairs.</p> <p>I am sure there is a doctoral dissertation in here somewhere about negative group behaviour amid scarcity, but what I saw happen as a result was that by day three of the cruise, every passenger realised that lounge chairs were at a premium. A kind of musical chairs mentality got going: quick, reserve your spot early or you and your family won't get one all day.</p> <p>Selfish behaviour led to more selfish behaviour.</p> <p>Meanwhile, the nice, thoughtful people got no chairs at all.</p> <p>From my completely unscientific observation, roughly 50 percent of lounge chairs on sun decks and near pools were empty of sun bathers but covered by towels or belongings for the better part of each day. Some enterprising passengers made do with two uncomfortable straight-back chairs, one to sit in, one for the feet.</p> <p>Some people wandered around, hopelessly looking for a single empty chair and not finding it.</p> <p>I'm not sure what the answer is. Does anyone know?</p> <p>"They should have a weight sensor on chairs," my daughter suggested. "If a chair has not had the weight of a person on it for an hour, the light should turn green."</p> <p>Great idea.</p> <p>If not that, cruise ships could hire a squad of peppy lounge chair police to clear away miscellaneous towels, shoes, paperback books and suntan lotion left too long unattended.</p> <p>Or maybe the captain should install the plank. He can tell chair hogs to walk that way, yes, climb right up there and walk straight ahead for the very, very best spot.</p> <p><em>Written by Ellen Creager. First appeared on <strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.stuff.co.nz/" target="_blank">Stuff.co.nz</a>.</span></strong><br /></em></p> <p><strong>Related links</strong></p> <p><a href="/travel/cruising/2016/03/how-to-make-cruise-ship-towel-animals/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>How to make cruise ship towel animals</strong></em></span></a></p> <p><a href="/travel/cruising/2016/03/inside-worlds-biggest-cruise-ship/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>Inside one of the world’s biggest cruise ships</strong></em></span></a></p> <p><a href="/travel/cruising/2016/02/can-the-historic-queen-elizabeth-2-cruise-ship-be-saved/"><strong><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Can the historic Queen Elizabeth 2 cruise ship be saved?</span></em></strong></a></p>

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