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“You won’t believe it”: An a-moo-sing new addition for one Victorian farm

<p>Megan and Barry Coster, two dairy farmers from Victoria’s West Gippsland region, were given the smiling surprise of a lifetime during their latest round of calving. </p> <p>“My husband was collecting calves to bring in for the day,” Megan told ABC’s rural reporter Annie Brown. “And I think I was off with the kids at sport, and I just got this text message of this calf, and he’s [Barry] like ‘you won’t believe it’.</p> <p>“Originally when he got the calf up he didn’t notice, and then he turned around and looked on the other side, and couldn’t believe it.” </p> <p>The calf, affectionately named ‘Happy’ by the family, had been born with an award-winning grin - just not where one would expect. On his side was a very unique marking - two eyes, a nose, and a big smile. </p> <p>When asked how old Happy was, Megan explained that he had only been born three or four days prior to the discovery, and went on to add that they had a lot of calving going on, so it was a busy time for them, and likely why they hadn’t immediately noticed what made Happy so special. </p> <p>“We’ve seen some number sevens, or love hearts on the head, and a few strange markings but we’ve never seen anything that resembles a smiley face before … we’ve had thousands over the years, and we’ve never had anything like it,” Megan said. </p> <p>“I couldn’t believe it,” she went on, before admitting she’d checked to ensure none of their staff had added any of the lines to the young cow. “And then I was pretty quickly sharing it with some of my friends - none of them could believe it either.” </p> <p>Megan went on to <a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/1591950161115622/permalink/3523334507977168/" target="_blank" rel="noopener">post to Facebook</a>, sharing a photo of their spectacular latest addition with the caption “the funniest marking we’ve had for a while”, to the delight of fellow dairy fans around the world. </p> <p>“They look fake! How awesome,” wrote one individual, who seemed to share Megan’s initial disbelief, “best marking I’ve seen.”</p> <p>“I guess that's his good side,” joked another. </p> <p>“Love it. That's got to be a keeper as a pet,” said one, unaware that the family had every intention of keeping Happy on a pet - though he might also have to pull his weight as a lawn mower.</p> <p>“One very happy calf,” came one declaration. </p> <p>One person hit the nail on the head when they said “this one will always put a smile on your face every time u c [you see] it.” </p> <p>Although not everyone was quite so onboard with the lovefest, with one woman admitting that she found it to be “a little bit clown-creepy”. </p> <p><em>Images: Facebook</em></p>

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From Love Actually to Christmas On The Farm: how rom-coms became a festive season staple

<p>It is a visual language with which we are almost all familiar. It’s cold and snowing outside, but inside, next to a crackling fire, it’s warm and cosy. The tree is a deep green, festooned with fairy lights, glinting off the wrapping of the presents below. There is hot chocolate and sugar cookies and eggnog and candy canes, and the only things that can be heard are carols and the joyous laughter of our nearest and dearest.</p> <p>This image of Christmas is, of course, vastly different to what we usually experience in Australia – extreme heat, seafood platters, <a rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q" target="_blank">white wine in the sun</a> – but it is still one with which we are very familiar. It’s present in all our retail settings, with their fake snow and holly and Santas sweating in their suits.</p> <p>And of course, it’s all over our media, in the increasingly ubiquitous Christmas romantic comedy film.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/436574/original/file-20211209-138695-5pacow.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;rect=8%2C17%2C5982%2C3970&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/436574/original/file-20211209-138695-5pacow.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;rect=8%2C17%2C5982%2C3970&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <em><span class="caption">In The Knight Before Christmas (2019), a medieval knight is transported to the present day, where he falls for a high school science teacher who’s lost her belief in love.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">Brooke Palmer/ Netflix</span></span></em></p> <p><strong>Counting down to Christmas</strong></p> <p>Christmas movies have a long history, dating back to the <a rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3ei1tseeM" target="_blank">1898 short film Santa Claus</a>, but the Christmas rom-com really hit its stride in the 21st century.</p> <p>Love Actually (2003), an ensemble film featuring multiple intertwined stories, is perhaps the best-known example. However, in terms of sheer quantity, it is difficult to look past the company that has made Christmas their core business: Hallmark.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437057/original/file-20211212-17-9ikar9.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437057/original/file-20211212-17-9ikar9.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <em><span class="caption">Love Actually (2003) is one of the most popular examples of the Christmas rom-com.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">IMDB</span></span></em></p> <p>Since 2009, the Hallmark Channel have run a seasonal block of programming called Countdown to Christmas, central to which are their Hallmark Christmas movies. Countdown to Christmas has become increasingly extravagant: <a rel="noopener" href="https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/hallmark-christmas-movies-2021/" target="_blank">in 2021</a>, it began on October 22, and will feature a total of forty new movies, along with a (very) large number from previous years.</p> <p>While Hallmark Christmas movies have been a cultural touchstone for many years in North America, that hasn’t been the case to the same extent in Australia, because we haven’t had widespread access to the flood of programming.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437059/original/file-20211212-23-16hf6i3.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437059/original/file-20211212-23-16hf6i3.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <em><span class="caption">In Write Before Christmas (2020), a Hallmark Channel original movie, recently single Jessica sends Christmas cards to five people that have impacted her life. As each person receives Jessica’s card, they are sparked to act in their own lives to make them better.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">Hallmark</span></span></em></p> <p>However, the advent and popularity of Netflix’s Hallmark-style Christmas movies, beginning with A Christmas Prince and Christmas Inheritance in 2017, have led to a growing familiarity and engagement with the Christmas romance genre from local audiences.</p> <p>As a result, after many years with <a rel="noopener" href="https://theconversation.com/a-very-aussie-christmas-70647" target="_blank">a dearth of local Christmas programming</a>, Stan released A Sunburnt Christmas last year, their first Australian Christmas original film. This year, they have another original Australian Christmas offering in rom-com <a rel="noopener" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_oEqfyLpMQ" target="_blank">Christmas on the Farm</a>, which premiered on December 1.</p> <p><iframe width="440" height="260" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/r_oEqfyLpMQ?wmode=transparent&amp;start=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></p> <p>Christmas on the Farm is missing a key ingredient of the Hallmark Christmas romance: snow (in the Hallmark universe, the characters <a rel="noopener" href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/12/14/16752012/hallmark-christmas-movies-explained" target="_blank">“can’t be waiting for the snow, there has to <em>be</em> snow”</a>). However, it boasts a screenwriter with Hallmark credentials in Jennifer Notas Shapiro, and draws on plenty of other tropes of the Christmas rom-com.</p> <p><strong>What makes a Christmas rom-com?</strong></p> <p>Hallmark has a reputation for conservatism, and we cannot fail to note that for many years, their movies featured exclusively <a rel="noopener" href="https://thewalrus.ca/the-unwatchable-whiteness-of-holiday-movies/" target="_blank">straight, white, middle-class characters</a> <a rel="noopener" href="https://www.vulture.com/2021/11/gac-family-christmas-movies-cable-tv.html?utm_campaign=nym&amp;utm_medium=s1&amp;utm_source=tw" target="_blank">falling in love</a> (although they are slowly beginning to diversity their casts).</p> <p>It is perhaps surprising, then, that Christmas rom-coms do not tend to be particularly religious. Instead, <a rel="noopener" href="https://theconversation.com/what-makes-christmas-movies-so-popular-127972" target="_blank">as S Brent Rodriguez-Plate argues</a>, there’s a more secular reason for the season underpinning these films – “the power of family, true love, the meaning of home or the reconciliation of relationships”.</p> <p>Christmas rom-coms thus have a particular aesthetic (snow, mistletoe, ugly-but-snuggly jumpers), and a particular set of core values: family, community, selflessness, kindness, love. They’re rarely overtly supernatural, but the Christmas setting often gives rise to a little bit of “Christmas magic” or a “Christmas miracle”, which pushes our protagonists towards embracing these values.</p> <p>As a result, there are some very common plots, settings, and themes in the Christmas rom-com.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437069/original/file-20211212-23-d89k1x.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437069/original/file-20211212-23-d89k1x.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <em><span class="caption">In Happiest Season (2020), Abby, a lesbian, plans to propose to her girlfriend, Harper, in front of Harper’s family members. But she is in for a shock when she learns that Harper is yet to come out to her parents.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">Netflix</span></span></em></p> <p><strong>Home for the holidays</strong></p> <p>This plot is Hallmark’s bread and butter. One of our protagonists – usually the heroine – returns home for the holidays. This is often against her will: she’s usually a city-dwelling career woman, leaving behind a similarly career-driven boyfriend.</p> <p>But going home for Christmas reveals to her that although she might be successful, she hasn’t been happy. With the help of family and/or community and almost always a handsome hometown hunk (usually dressed in flannel), she learns to slow down and embrace what really matters to her.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437060/original/file-20211212-13-i6giq0.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437060/original/file-20211212-13-i6giq0.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <em><span class="caption">Time For Them To Come Home For Christmas (2021). During the holidays, a woman with amnesia catches a ride with her handsome nurse to investigate the only clue to her identity.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">IMDB.</span></span></em></p> <p><strong>Small towns</strong></p> <p>Our heroine is almost exclusively returning home to a small town, often with a Christmassy name and one or more struggling local businesses – a bakery, an inn, a Christmas tree farm.</p> <p>She must learn that work does not bring her joy, and that she needs to slow down and take stock. However, she nearly always finds herself using her corporate skills to re-energise and revive these businesses. For films which make it clear that we should not dream of labour, a surprising amount of attention is paid to stimulating the economy of small towns.</p> <p><strong>Christmas kingdoms</strong></p> <p>If our heroine is not going home for the holidays, she might find herself in a small, ambiguously European and unambiguously Christmassy kingdom. There, she’ll have a run-in with some local royalty, with whom she’ll swiftly fall in love.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437055/original/file-20211212-13-ln91xn.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437055/original/file-20211212-13-ln91xn.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <em><span class="caption">In A Christmas Prince (2017), a young journalist is sent abroad to go undercover to get the scoop on a playboy prince who is destined to be king, all in the lead up to Christmas.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">Netflix</span></span></em></p> <p>Netflix has leaned into this plot extensively in their Christmas rom-coms – it’s the foundation of both the Christmas Prince (2017-19) and Princess Switch (2018-21) trilogies.</p> <p><strong>No Grinches allowed</strong></p> <p>This is arguably the defining characteristic of Christmas rom-coms: they are sincere. Any cynicism towards the season is swiftly quashed. It is only by embracing the genre’s key values that the happy ending of the rom-com can be reached. Our protagonists must fall in love not only with each other, but also with Christmas.</p> <p><strong>A happy ending</strong></p> <p>Christmas rom-coms always end happily, with our central couple in love and everyone having a very merry Christmas. There is a familiar pattern to them - one does not watch these films to be surprised.</p> <p>Like many of the trappings of Christmas, watching these movies is a holiday ritual for many people, as comforting as putting on a Christmas jumper. They’re films to snuggle into, secure in the notion that for now, all’s right in the world.<!-- Below is The Conversation's page counter tag. 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From Love Actually to Christmas On The Farm: how rom-coms became a festive season staple

<p>It is a visual language with which we are almost all familiar. It’s cold and snowing outside, but inside, next to a crackling fire, it’s warm and cosy. The tree is a deep green, festooned with fairy lights, glinting off the wrapping of the presents below. There is hot chocolate and sugar cookies and eggnog and candy canes, and the only things that can be heard are carols and the joyous laughter of our nearest and dearest.</p> <p>This image of Christmas is, of course, vastly different to what we usually experience in Australia – extreme heat, seafood platters, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCNvZqpa-7Q">white wine in the sun</a> – but it is still one with which we are very familiar. It’s present in all our retail settings, with their fake snow and holly and Santas sweating in their suits.</p> <p>And of course, it’s all over our media, in the increasingly ubiquitous Christmas romantic comedy film.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/436574/original/file-20211209-138695-5pacow.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;rect=8%2C17%2C5982%2C3970&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/436574/original/file-20211209-138695-5pacow.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;rect=8%2C17%2C5982%2C3970&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <span class="caption">In The Knight Before Christmas (2019), a medieval knight is transported to the present day, where he falls for a high school science teacher who’s lost her belief in love.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">Brooke Palmer/ Netflix</span></span></p> <h2>Counting down to Christmas</h2> <p>Christmas movies have a long history, dating back to the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3ei1tseeM">1898 short film Santa Claus</a>, but the Christmas rom-com really hit its stride in the 21st century.</p> <p>Love Actually (2003), an ensemble film featuring multiple intertwined stories, is perhaps the best-known example. However, in terms of sheer quantity, it is difficult to look past the company that has made Christmas their core business: Hallmark.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437057/original/file-20211212-17-9ikar9.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437057/original/file-20211212-17-9ikar9.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <span class="caption">Love Actually (2003) is one of the most popular examples of the Christmas rom-com.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">IMDB</span></span></p> <p>Since 2009, the Hallmark Channel have run a seasonal block of programming called Countdown to Christmas, central to which are their Hallmark Christmas movies. Countdown to Christmas has become increasingly extravagant: <a href="https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/hallmark-christmas-movies-2021/">in 2021</a>, it began on October 22, and will feature a total of forty new movies, along with a (very) large number from previous years.</p> <p>While Hallmark Christmas movies have been a cultural touchstone for many years in North America, that hasn’t been the case to the same extent in Australia, because we haven’t had widespread access to the flood of programming.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437059/original/file-20211212-23-16hf6i3.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437059/original/file-20211212-23-16hf6i3.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <span class="caption">In Write Before Christmas (2020), a Hallmark Channel original movie, recently single Jessica sends Christmas cards to five people that have impacted her life. As each person receives Jessica’s card, they are sparked to act in their own lives to make them better.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">Hallmark</span></span></p> <p>However, the advent and popularity of Netflix’s Hallmark-style Christmas movies, beginning with A Christmas Prince and Christmas Inheritance in 2017, have led to a growing familiarity and engagement with the Christmas romance genre from local audiences.</p> <p>As a result, after many years with <a href="https://theconversation.com/a-very-aussie-christmas-70647">a dearth of local Christmas programming</a>, Stan released A Sunburnt Christmas last year, their first Australian Christmas original film. This year, they have another original Australian Christmas offering in rom-com <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_oEqfyLpMQ">Christmas on the Farm</a>, which premiered on December 1.</p> <p><iframe width="440" height="260" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/r_oEqfyLpMQ?wmode=transparent&amp;start=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></p> <p>Christmas on the Farm is missing a key ingredient of the Hallmark Christmas romance: snow (in the Hallmark universe, the characters <a href="https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/12/14/16752012/hallmark-christmas-movies-explained">“can’t be waiting for the snow, there has to <em>be</em> snow”</a>). However, it boasts a screenwriter with Hallmark credentials in Jennifer Notas Shapiro, and draws on plenty of other tropes of the Christmas rom-com.</p> <h2>What makes a Christmas rom-com?</h2> <p>Hallmark has a reputation for conservatism, and we cannot fail to note that for many years, their movies featured exclusively <a href="https://thewalrus.ca/the-unwatchable-whiteness-of-holiday-movies/">straight, white, middle-class characters</a> <a href="https://www.vulture.com/2021/11/gac-family-christmas-movies-cable-tv.html?utm_campaign=nym&amp;utm_medium=s1&amp;utm_source=tw">falling in love</a> (although they are slowly beginning to diversity their casts).</p> <p>It is perhaps surprising, then, that Christmas rom-coms do not tend to be particularly religious. Instead, <a href="https://theconversation.com/what-makes-christmas-movies-so-popular-127972">as S Brent Rodriguez-Plate argues</a>, there’s a more secular reason for the season underpinning these films – “the power of family, true love, the meaning of home or the reconciliation of relationships”.</p> <p>Christmas rom-coms thus have a particular aesthetic (snow, mistletoe, ugly-but-snuggly jumpers), and a particular set of core values: family, community, selflessness, kindness, love. They’re rarely overtly supernatural, but the Christmas setting often gives rise to a little bit of “Christmas magic” or a “Christmas miracle”, which pushes our protagonists towards embracing these values.</p> <p>As a result, there are some very common plots, settings, and themes in the Christmas rom-com.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437069/original/file-20211212-23-d89k1x.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437069/original/file-20211212-23-d89k1x.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <span class="caption">In Happiest Season (2020), Abby, a lesbian, plans to propose to her girlfriend, Harper, in front of Harper’s family members. But she is in for a shock when she learns that Harper is yet to come out to her parents.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">Netflix</span></span></p> <p><strong>Home for the holidays</strong></p> <p>This plot is Hallmark’s bread and butter. One of our protagonists – usually the heroine – returns home for the holidays. This is often against her will: she’s usually a city-dwelling career woman, leaving behind a similarly career-driven boyfriend.</p> <p>But going home for Christmas reveals to her that although she might be successful, she hasn’t been happy. With the help of family and/or community and almost always a handsome hometown hunk (usually dressed in flannel), she learns to slow down and embrace what really matters to her.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437060/original/file-20211212-13-i6giq0.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437060/original/file-20211212-13-i6giq0.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <span class="caption">Time For Them To Come Home For Christmas (2021). During the holidays, a woman with amnesia catches a ride with her handsome nurse to investigate the only clue to her identity.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">IMDB.</span></span></p> <p><strong>Small towns</strong></p> <p>Our heroine is almost exclusively returning home to a small town, often with a Christmassy name and one or more struggling local businesses – a bakery, an inn, a Christmas tree farm.</p> <p>She must learn that work does not bring her joy, and that she needs to slow down and take stock. However, she nearly always finds herself using her corporate skills to re-energise and revive these businesses. For films which make it clear that we should not dream of labour, a surprising amount of attention is paid to stimulating the economy of small towns.</p> <p><strong>Christmas kingdoms</strong></p> <p>If our heroine is not going home for the holidays, she might find herself in a small, ambiguously European and unambiguously Christmassy kingdom. There, she’ll have a run-in with some local royalty, with whom she’ll swiftly fall in love.</p> <p><a href="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437055/original/file-20211212-13-ln91xn.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=1000&amp;fit=clip"><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/437055/original/file-20211212-13-ln91xn.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /></a> <span class="caption">In A Christmas Prince (2017), a young journalist is sent abroad to go undercover to get the scoop on a playboy prince who is destined to be king, all in the lead up to Christmas.</span> <span class="attribution"><span class="source">Netflix</span></span></p> <p>Netflix has leaned into this plot extensively in their Christmas rom-coms – it’s the foundation of both the Christmas Prince (2017-19) and Princess Switch (2018-21) trilogies.</p> <p><strong>No Grinches allowed</strong></p> <p>This is arguably the defining characteristic of Christmas rom-coms: they are sincere. Any cynicism towards the season is swiftly quashed. It is only by embracing the genre’s key values that the happy ending of the rom-com can be reached. Our protagonists must fall in love not only with each other, but also with Christmas.</p> <p><strong>A happy ending</strong></p> <p>Christmas rom-coms always end happily, with our central couple in love and everyone having a very merry Christmas. There is a familiar pattern to them - one does not watch these films to be surprised.</p> <p>Like many of the trappings of Christmas, watching these movies is a holiday ritual for many people, as comforting as putting on a Christmas jumper. They’re films to snuggle into, secure in the notion that for now, all’s right in the world.<!-- Below is The Conversation's page counter tag. 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Australia has a heritage conservation problem. Can farming and Aboriginal heritage protection co-exist?

<p>Rio Tinto’s destruction of the 46,000 year old Juukan Gorge rock shelters has led to recommendations by the Parliamentary Inquiry on <a href="https://parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/download/committees/reportjnt/024757/toc_pdf/AWayForward.pdf;fileType=application%2Fpdf">how Australia can better conserve Aboriginal heritage sites</a>.</p> <p>Around the time the recommendations were made, Queensland’s Aboriginal Cultural Heritage Act faced an important test when a pastoralist who cleared 500 hectares of bushland at Kingvale Station in Cape York <a href="https://www.abc.net.au/radio/programs/qld-country-hour/scott-harris-cleared-of-breaching-cultural-heritage-act/13592850">was charged</a> with failing to protect Aboriginal cultural heritage.</p> <p>The charges were eventually <a href="https://www.northqueenslandregister.com.au/story/7474626/cultural-heritage-charges-against-scott-harris-dismissed/">dismissed</a> but the prosecution, the first of its kind in Queensland, highlights weaknesses in the law.</p> <p>Like related legislation in other Australian states and territories, Queensland’s law requires landholders to conserve Aboriginal heritage sites or risk prosecution.</p> <p>But the law has been criticised by many Aboriginal people and heritage specialists for allowing destructive development by removing any ability for government to independently assess how proposed clearing would affect Aboriginal heritage.</p> <p>Under the “duty of care” provisions in the Act, Aboriginal heritage must be protected even if it is not known to landholders. However, as the Kingvale clearing case heard, if Aboriginal heritage is not known, how can it be shown to have been lost?</p> <h2>What we learned from the Kingvale clearing case</h2> <p>In 2013, the former Newman government in Queensland removed protection for the environment by introducing the Vegetation Management Act which enabled clearing of what they deemed as “high value agricultural projects” in Cape York.</p> <p>The World Wildlife Foundation argued this would see large areas of forest and bushland destroyed. Advocates for the new Act <a href="https://www.abc.net.au/news/rural/2013-05-22/veg-law-pass/4705890">argued</a> primary producers are “acutely aware of their responsibility to care for the environment”.</p> <p>In opening up new areas of Cape York to clearing, this legislation posed new threats to heritage sites. In this context the landholder of Kingvale decided he did not need to assess cultural heritage when clearing 500 hectares.</p> <p>At the conclusion of the hearing into this case, Judge Julie Dick of the Cairns District Court instructed the jury to return <a href="https://www.cairnspost.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=CPWEB_WRE170_a_GGL&amp;dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cairnspost.com.au%2Fnews%2Fcairns%2Fcape-york-grazier-cleared-of-criminal-land-clearing-charges%2Fnews-story%2F1d124158e58936a302f1ee5d159ad841&amp;memtype=anonymous&amp;mode=premium">a not-guilty verdict</a>, exonerating the landholder, as the offence could not be proved beyond reasonable doubt.</p> <p>The landholder’s legal team noted in the media if their defendant had been found guilty, every landholder (including freeholders) who had cleared land, built a fence or firebreak, ploughed a paddock, or built a road or airstrip since 2003 would potentially be guilty of a criminal offence.</p> <p>The defendant argued the ramifications of the legal case were significant</p> <blockquote> <p>for the rest of Queensland […] anyone who mowed a lawn or cut down a tree since 2003 would be automatically liable.</p> </blockquote> <p>In our view, this is hyperbole. <a href="https://www.legislation.qld.gov.au/view/pdf/inforce/2016-09-27/act-2003-079">Section 21 of the Act</a> makes explicit a person’s right to enjoy the normal and allowed use of their land to the extent they don’t harm Aboriginal heritage.</p> <p>Further, a person doesn’t commit an offence if they take into account the nature of the activity and the likelihood of it causing harm. Mowing the lawn is quite different to clearing 500 hectares of native vegetation.</p> <p>The setting of this activity is also important. Kingvale Station is located 100 kilometres west of the national heritage listed Quinkan Country. Heritage studies in similar landscapes across Cape York have identified scarred trees, artefact scatters, stone arrangements and cultural burial places.</p> <p>Based on our heritage experience across Queensland, it would be surprising not to find Aboriginal heritage sites at Kingvale.</p> <p>To reduce heritage risks, we assess the potential impacts of an activity, and talk with relevant Aboriginal groups about their sites and heritage values. Archaeologists and anthropologists also develop models to predict where unknown sites are likely to be found.</p> <p><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/431020/original/file-20211109-23-aylfq7.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /> <span class="caption">Recorded archaeological sites across Cape York. The distribution pattern reflects several key heritage surveys. It is expected that cultural sites would be found across the cape, including within the 500 hectares cleared at Kingvale. Image by Kelsey M. Lowe.</span></p> <h2>Can farming and the conservation of Aboriginal heritage co-exist?</h2> <p>The best way to conserve heritage is for Aboriginal and non-Aboriginal Australians to work together to identify, document, and protect places. An important example is the discovery of human remains from a mortuary tree west of St George, southern Queensland.</p> <p>The site was discovered during fence clearing by the landholder, who contacted the police. We worked with the landholder who has supported the Kooma nations people to conserve the mortuary tree and enable it to remain on country.</p> <p><iframe width="440" height="260" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/qKJs23hwLXA?wmode=transparent&amp;start=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe></p> <p><span class="caption">Courtesy of Tony Miscamble, NGH Consulting.</span></p> <p>A further example from Mithaka Country saw a spectacular stone arrangement discovered by a pastoral station manager, who notified the native title holders.</p> <p>All are now engaging with researchers to <a href="https://www.theaustralian.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=TAWEB_WRE170_a_GGL&amp;dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theaustralian.com.au%2Fnation%2Fstones-point-way-to-indigenous-silk-road%2Fnews-story%2F8318b531d82263beab4afd089fd8d559&amp;memtype=anonymous&amp;mode=premium">investigate the site’s history</a>.</p> <p>Dozens of other examples around the state illustrate collaborative approaches to heritage conservation. But more effective legislation is urgently needed in response to Kingvale’s failed prosecution.</p> <p><img src="https://images.theconversation.com/files/430631/original/file-20211107-10010-f752su.jpg?ixlib=rb-1.1.0&amp;q=45&amp;auto=format&amp;w=754&amp;fit=clip" alt="" /> <span class="caption">A spectacular stone arrangement from Mithaka country. Image courtesy of Lyndon Mechielsen</span></p> <h2>How can we improve cultural heritage protection?</h2> <p>The Juukan Gorge case highlighted how Australia has a problem protecting its Aboriginal cultural heritage. The final report of the parliamentary inquiry into the disaster made several <a href="https://parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/download/committees/reportjnt/024757/toc_pdf/AWayForward.pdf;fileType=application%2Fpdf">recommendations</a> that could help pave a way forward.</p> <p>Instances like Kingvale emphasise more work needs to be done. The Queensland government needs to act now to address the glaring problem with its heritage legislation.</p> <p>Heritage management investment will also help. Victoria provides an example of how to improve Aboriginal heritage management. A standout action is the roll-out of a Certificate IV in Aboriginal cultural heritage management, with over 500 Aboriginal graduates to date.</p> <p>This program is decentralising heritage management and empowering Aboriginal people across Victoria, building a level of professionalism rarely seen in other states.</p> <p>Establishing treaties and agreements similar to those in Canada and New Zealand could go a long way to enable First Nations people in Australia to authoritatively protect their respective cultural heritage sites.</p> <p>Heritage conservation will remain challenging, particularly in resource-rich states like Queensland. But we can do better.</p> <p>Judge Dick’s ruling, while frustrating for the effort to conserve heritage, is crucial as it highlights weaknesses in the law.</p> <p>This trial, along with the Juukan Gorge incident, may represent a critical tipping point in the struggle to protect Aboriginal cultural heritage in Queensland and across Australia.<!-- Below is The Conversation's page counter tag. Please DO NOT REMOVE. --><img style="border: none !important; box-shadow: none !important; margin: 0 !important; max-height: 1px !important; max-width: 1px !important; min-height: 1px !important; min-width: 1px !important; opacity: 0 !important; outline: none !important; padding: 0 !important; text-shadow: none !important;" src="https://counter.theconversation.com/content/170956/count.gif?distributor=republish-lightbox-basic" alt="The Conversation" width="1" height="1" /><!-- End of code. 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Lowe</a>, Senior Research Fellow, <em><a href="https://theconversation.com/institutions/the-university-of-queensland-805">The University of Queensland</a></em>; <a href="https://theconversation.com/profiles/richard-martin-595866">Richard Martin</a>, Senior lecturer, <em><a href="https://theconversation.com/institutions/the-university-of-queensland-805">The University of Queensland</a></em>, and <a href="https://theconversation.com/profiles/ross-mitchell-1288513">Ross Mitchell</a>, Common Law holder and director of Kooma Aboriginal Corporation Native Title PBC, <em><a href="https://theconversation.com/institutions/indigenous-knowledge-4846">Indigenous Knowledge</a></em></span></p> <p>This article is republished from <a href="https://theconversation.com">The Conversation</a> under a Creative Commons license. Read the <a href="https://theconversation.com/australia-has-a-heritage-conservation-problem-can-farming-and-aboriginal-heritage-protection-co-exist-170956">original article</a>.</p> <p><em>Image: Dave Hunt/AAP Image</em></p>

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Shocking discovery: Headless skeletons found on a farm

<p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Archaeologists have found an “exceptionally high” number of decapitated bodies at three Roman cemeteries in Cambridgeshire, England, which experts believe were the result of judicial executions.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">The Cambridge Archaeological Unit (CAU) were excavating Knobb’s Farm in Somersham when they found 52 burials, 13 of which were prone burials where the bodies were face down.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Many of the decapitated bodies had their heads placed at their feet and some were kneeling when they died, according to the research paper published in the Britannia journal earlier this month.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Though the Roman Empire hasn't ruled Britain since 410 AD, some towns still have medieval walls partially built from Roman fortifications.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Many of the remains found on the farm were in poor condition, with some no more than shadows in the sand. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">With no evidence of defensive injuries and a general “lack of trauma” before death - aside from the decapitation - experts see it as evidence that the deaths were organised.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">According to the researchers, the number of bodies found was “exceptionally high” in comparison to other Roman cemeteries in Britain.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">They added that 33 percent of the bodies were beheaded, a much higher proportion than the 2.5-6.1 percent found in other cases.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Though the reason why some of the burials were prone is unclear, the researchers argue “the practice cannot have been a mistake” as 13 people were buried in that manner. </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;"><img style="width: 500px; height:281.53846153846155px;" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/7841616/719f8d4c9f4e185e2009713b88559075350652fe.jpg" alt="" data-udi="umb://media/c74a81b528c54592b9dd59e014277c7d" /></span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“These settlements were extensive rural settlements that provided grain and meat to the Roman army,” said Isabel Lisboa, archaeological consultant on the project.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Lisboa also said the most likely reason for the large number of decapitated bodies could be as a form of execution for crimes, though ritual practice is another potential explanation.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">In the latter part of Rome’s occupation of Britain, the number of crimes punishable by death increased from 14 to 60.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Roman laws seem to have been applied particularly harshly at Knobb’s Farm because it was associated with supplying the Roman army, so there were many decapitations,” said Lisboa.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“Crimes normally would have been let go, but there were probably tensions with the Roman army.”</span></p> <p><strong>Mysterious identities</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">“DNA shows there were nine different types of groups that had come from various places,” said Lisboa.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">According to the research, most of the skeletons are believed to be from adults over the age of 25, with some also showing signs of anaemia and tooth decay.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Archaeologists found pots and miniature pottery goods dating from the third and fourth century A.D., as well as a comb that may have been in a woman’s hair when she was beheaded.</span></p> <p><em><span style="font-weight: 400;">Image credit: Dave Webb / Cambridge Archaeological Unit</span></em></p>

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Man sent to prison for defrauding desperate farmers

<p>In the midst of the crippling drought affecting many parts of the nation, scammers have been preying on the vulnerability of who are desperate to feed their livestock.</p> <p>And recently, a man from Parkes was sent to prison for his unscrupulous act of <a href="https://www.sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/criminal/offences/fraud-charges/fraud-s192e/">dishonestly obtaining a financial gain by deception.</a></p> <p><strong>The story so far</strong></p> <p>Stephen John Swindle (his real name) from Parkes had a business masquerading the sale of hay and grain to farmers, but simply did not deliver it after receiving payment.</p> <p>Mr Swindle was imprisoned last week for defrauding New South Wales farmers of more than $80,000 in a scam that lasted more than two years, after being found guilty of 10 counts of <a href="https://www.sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/criminal/legislation/crimes-act/fraud/">fraud under section 192E of the Crimes Act 1900</a>.</p> <p>During Mr Swindle’s sentencing hearing, the presiding magistrate described his actions as reprehensible, in light of the tough drought affecting our farmers, and labelled the defendant as “lying, dishonest and violent”.</p> <p>According to police papers, several vulnerable farmers purchased food for their livestock through Mr Swindle’s business. Some of the orders were partially delivered, while others were not delivered at all.</p> <p>Mr Swindle lied to his customers about the whereabouts of the delivery trucks, and spent his ill-gotten gains on trips to theme parks, accommodation on the NSW South Coast, sports betting, groceries and liquor.</p> <p>Mr Swindle has been sentenced to a total of three years and six months behind bars and will be eligible for parole in November 2020.</p> <p><strong>Not the first case</strong></p> <p>Earlier this year, a Villawood man was also charged 13 fraud charges arising from a social media scam which allegedly advertised feed for livestock, which according to police was never delivered. The man allegedly targeted farmers in the Hunter Valley region, fleecing them to the tune of $40,000.</p> <p>Police say that, unfortunately, fraudulent schemes of this type are on the rise, and everyone needs to be vigilant.</p> <p><strong>The offence of fraud in NSW</strong></p> <p>Fraud is a general term used to describe a dishonest act which deceives another for financial gain, or another’s financial loss.</p> <p>The general offence of fraud carries a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison where the charge comes before the District Court, or two years for each count up to a maximum of five years where the case remains in the Local Court.</p> <p>The severity of the sentence for a person who is found guilty, or pleads guilty, depends on a number of factors, including the value of the funds or property involved, the length of time it was conducted, the sophistication of the enterprise as well as the personal characteristics of the defendant, including whether he or she has previous convictions, whether a guilty plea was entered, whether the money was repaid, whether any underlying issues have been addressed (such as gambling or drug addiction) and any demonstrated remorse.</p> <p>Section 192E of the Crimes Act provides that:</p> <p>(1) A person who, by any deception, dishonestly–</p> <p>(a) obtains property belonging to another, or</p> <p>(b) obtains any financial advantage or causes any financial disadvantage,</p> <p>is guilty of the offence of fraud.</p> <p>Maximum penalty–Imprisonment for 10 years.</p> <p>(2) A person’s obtaining of property belonging to another may be dishonest even if the person is willing to pay for the property.</p> <p>(3) A person may be convicted of the offence of fraud involving all or any part of a general deficiency in money or other property even though the deficiency is made up of any number of particular sums of money or items of other property that were obtained over a period of time.</p> <p>(4) A conviction for the offence of fraud is an alternative verdict to a charge for the offence of <a href="https://www.sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/criminal/offences/larceny-stealing-theft/">larceny</a>, or any offence that includes larceny, and a conviction for the offence of larceny, or any offence that includes larceny, is an alternative verdict to a charge for the offence of fraud.</p> <p><em>Written by Sonia Hickey and Ugur Nedim. Republished with permission of <a href="https://www.sydneycriminallawyers.com.au/blog/man-sent-to-prison-for-defrauding-desperate-farmers/">Sydney Criminal Lawyers.</a></em></p>

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Inside the farm shed converted into a luxury rural retreat

<p>At a glance this farm machinery shed might not look like the most comfortable type of accommodation for a holiday in the Kangaroo Valley in NSW, Australia.</p> <p>But a glance at the interior in the gallery above will show you otherwise.</p> <p>Set in a picturesque region, this <a href="https://www.airbnb.com.au/rooms/2479538/?af=61160407&amp;c=apac_au_over60_shed" target="_blank"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">beautiful, eco-accredited property</span></strong></a> is the perfect venue for a getaway with family and friends, or even larger celebrations.</p> <p>Using recycled and reclaimed materials, this farm machinery shed has been creatively transformed into the perfect B&amp;B with three luxurious bedrooms. The owners have also installed a wood fire, dining space, fully equipped kitchen, outdoor entertaining/dining space, pizza oven and BBQ to cater for all your entertaining needs.</p> <p>Set amongst permaculture gardens, this <a href="https://www.airbnb.com.au/rooms/2479538/?af=61160407&amp;c=apac_au_over60_shed" target="_blank"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">farm shed offers seclusion and privacy</span></strong></a> in the Kangaroo Valley, but it’s just 10 minutes from the town centre so you won’t feel isolated.</p> <p>Kangaroo Valley is one of the most picturesque regions of Australia and you will love exploring the area for accommodation that is truly unique.</p> <p>To find out more or book the converted shed, <a href="https://www.airbnb.com.au/rooms/2479538/?af=61160407&amp;c=apac_au_over60_shed" target="_blank"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">click here</span></strong></a>.</p> <p>Even if you’re not headed to the Kangaroo Valley any time soon, make sure you scroll through the gallery above to see just how incredible these properties are.</p> <p>Have you ever visited the Kangaroo Valley before? Do you have a holiday on the cards, and if so where are you planning to go?</p> <p>Please share your story in the comments.</p> <p><a href="https://www.airbnb.com/?af=61160407&amp;c=apac_au_over60" target="_blank"><strong><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Whether you want to make money by renting your place or to find affordable accommodation options and stretch your travel budget further, head over to Airbnb now and have a look around.</span></em></strong></a></p> <p><strong>Related links:</strong></p> <p><a href="/travel/accommodation/2016/07/cosiest-winter-retreats-in-the-blue-mountains/"><strong><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Cosiest winter retreats in the Blue Mountains</span></em></strong></a></p> <p><a href="/travel/accommodation/2016/07/converted-bakery-in-kangaroo-valley/"><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong>Stay in a converted bakery in the heart of Kangaroo Valley</strong></em></span></a></p> <p><a href="/travel/accommodation/2016/06/french-gypsy-wagon-transformed-into-luxury-cottage/"><strong><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;">French gypsy wagon transformed into luxury cottage</span></em></strong></a></p>

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Saying goodbye to my family farm in the 1960s

<p><em>Missed the start of series? Read <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="https://www.oversixty.com.au/lifestyle/family-pets/2018/02/growing-up-on-a-farm-in-1950s-australia/" target="_blank">Chapter 1: Aussie Summers – 1950s</a></strong></span>, <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="https://www.oversixty.com.au/lifestyle/family-pets/2018/02/growing-up-on-a-farm-in-1950s-australia-part-2/" target="_blank">Chapter 2: Aussie Winters – 1950s</a></strong></span>, and <span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="http://www.oversixty.com.au/lifestyle/family-pets/2018/03/a-time-of-great-change-in-my-childhood/" target="_blank">Chapter 3: Aussie Winters – 1960s</a></strong></span>.</em></p> <p align="center"><strong>Chapter 4: Aussie Summers – 1960s </strong></p> <p>The 60s were great for me, but did result in the biggest changes in my life, certainly towards the end of the decade. I was in my late teenage years, and a little outspoken as to what I wanted regarding my farming future. However, all of that were to happen much later.</p> <p>I still loved everything involving the sheep. Uncle Henry still continued to supply us with rams, until his untimely death due to a road accident in Western Australia in early 1962. He was only aged 54 at the time of his death.</p> <p>His widow was Mum’s sister so Mum immediately flew to WA to comfort her. Mum would later tell us that every day she was away, for about three weeks, the temperature never dropped below 40 degrees.</p> <p>We still continued growing wheat and barley, the success of which was dependent entirely on receiving the right amount of rain when we needed it. Some years we received too much rain, which could result in partial flooding, other years not enough. This was just part of being a farmer.</p> <p>This decade saw huge changes as to how harvesting was done. From bags, and carting them all to Wasleys, bulk handling was slowly introduced. The grain was poured into a large bin on the back of the truck and then driven to where there were several grain silos. Once weighed, the truck was driven onto a grid, the sides of the bin opened up to release the grain from where it was sent into one of the huge silos, by various conveyor belts. The truck was then weighed, and the process continued until harvesting was completed.</p> <p>After I left school, Robin and I did all the tractor work. Robin did the harvesting, and I drove the truck to the silos at Roseworthy which was about a 20-minute truck drive away. Depending on weather conditions, harvesting could take several weeks. I was 16, the first season this happened. It was not uncommon for many of the other truck drivers to be farmers sons of similar age.</p> <p>It was during the harvest time in ‘63 that American President Kennedy was assassinated. It only seemed like yesterday when this tragic event occurred. I had ridden my bike home from school, and Mum had heard about it on the wireless, so she told me to tell Dad and Robin. Like everyone else, certainly in Australia, everybody was deeply shocked, as JFK appeared to be a great world leader.</p> <p>Robin was married in the 60s and he and his wife moved onto a recently purchased property about two miles away. As usual, Robin and I had some funny experiences during the summers in that decade.</p> <p>At the front of his house, was a solid looking stone wall. For some reason, the decision was made for it to be demolished. The intention was for Robin to reverse the truck as close to the wall as possible, so we could dismantle it and put everything onto the truck. I was to tell him when to stop. However, I made a crucial mistake. Instead of being out to the side, I stood directly behind the truck, and directly between the truck and the wall, with Robin slowly inching the truck back. I was getting a little concerned for my health, because despite my best efforts to tell him to stop, he continued reversing. Finally and by now fearful for my life, I yelled out, almost begging him to stop. I’m certain the terror in my voice was heard many miles away. The wall was eventually safely removed without further mishap, or near loss of life.</p> <p>Another time, he decided to change part of the fence leading from the road, to the house. This required digging several post holes. I decided, because the ground was really hard after a long dry summer, and it was HIS driveway, that he should dig the holes, which he did. A post was then put in the hole, and some dirt tipped back in. Robin then rammed the soil with the round heavy round piece on the end of the crow-bar. This process was repeated several times, until the dirt reached the top of the ground, to make the post nice and tight. Having fenced with Robin previously, it was then customary for me to then ram the ground with the heel of my foot.</p> <p>A major disaster was about to happen. For some unknown reason, this time we were both ramming at the same time, with the inevitable result that my foot was in the wrong place at the wrong time. I was only wearing light-weight old tennis shoes at the time, and soon we could see blood seeping up through the top of my shoe. I was too frightened to see the mess of my big toe, so decided not to take my shoe off.</p> <p>Eventually we went home and Mum cleaned it up for me. What hurt the most was the fact I was unable to play tennis for a few weeks, because my toe was too sore. I’m not sure if I eventually lost my toe nail or not, as that did not seem so important.</p> <p>When I was aged about 10, I began playing Under 12 competitive tennis on a Saturday morning. We played against teams like Kangaroo Flat, Gawler River, Sandy Creek and Williamstown to name but a few. As was normal for me, at that age, I had undoubted beliefs (which were totally unfounded) in my abilities with anything sporting. I think there were six players per team. As we had many more players than that, we had to give others a turn, no matter how good we were, or thought we were.</p> <p>One Friday we were in Gawler doing our weekly shopping. We saw Robin (my best friend’s mother), who was the selector for the team. She told me, that the following day I would not be playing, and would be replaced with a player I felt was well below my abilities.</p> <p>I was totally devastated because I knew we were playing Kangaroo Flat who happened to be THE best team in the competition. Without me, I knew we would lose, which we did. My rationale at the time for our defeat was simply because I was not playing.</p> <p>Robin was not yet married and still living at home. He happened to be the Captain of the senior team that played in the afternoon. Sometimes a Gent player would ‘phone about lunch time saying that for some reason he could not play. Rather than trying to get another player at short notice he would ask me… my hero. I still loved to win, but somehow that did not seem so important. I was playing in the same team as my brother and other players I knew and respected, and to me that seemed to be enough.</p> <p>My sister-in-law and her younger sister, both of whom were top sportswomen in the district eventually joined our team which strengthened it considerably. We later went on to win the prized premiership for many consecutive years.</p> <p>When aged about 10, if I wasn’t going to become a farmer, then I wanted to travel the world playing tennis like Rod Laver, Lou Hoad, Ken Rosewall, and John Newcombe amongst others.</p> <p>I truly believed I was that good.</p> <p>During my final year at primary school, it seemed highly likely that rather attending Gawler High School, I would be sent to boarding school in Adelaide and be coached by one of the State’s leading tennis coaches. It would give everyone a true indication of my abilities, or lack of. Although I hated the ides of being away from the farm, I thought it was a sacrifice worth making. However, circumstances changed and the possibility never eventuated.</p> <p>By now, both Mum and Dad had become excellent lawn bowlers, winning countless events and trophies. Sometimes on a really hot, summers night I would go along and play with them at Wasleys. It was great fun as I knew most of the people and I really enjoyed it. I was asked to play more regularly, but in those days, bowls was something “older” people played, not energetic teenagers like me.</p> <p>Initially, we still had our annual holidays at Port Elliot, which were still the highlight of the year. However, a few years later Mum and Dad purchased a caravan, so our holidays were spent visiting different places like Barmera, and Port MacDonnell (south of Mt. Gambier) visiting Uncle Murray’s property at Keith on the way, to name but a few.</p> <p>These holidays were still great, but different. The highlight one year was when a really neat couple who were farmers and lawn bowler friends, decided to drive to Port Lincoln. For both Alison and I this was really exciting as we knew it was a long drive. To make it even more exciting, we drove through the night, because it was too hot to travel during the day time. I loved following on the map, where we were going. I would have a doze, then excitedly wake up and ask where we were, and then look on the map. It was fantastic to drive through towns I had studied in geography like Port Pirie, Port Augusta, Whyalla and finally Port Lincoln. We had a great holiday, with great friends.</p> <p>In 1967 we had one of the worst droughts on record, resulting in no financial return from our cereal crops. We also had to sell many of our precious sheep, because we had no feed for them. It was very sad for us and our neighbours to see our once beautiful farms transformed into what looked like deserts.</p> <p>After much family discussion it was decided to sell the farms, and move to the South East of the state. It was a huge decision, which would affect many lives. Not the best thing to do when gripped in a severe drought, but there were several other factors involved.</p> <p>I remember our first trip to look at properties. It was early morning after our table tennis Grand Final against our greatest rivals Kangaroo Flat, and it seemed fitting that after years of friendly rivalry, our final, Grand Final would be against them, and that we would win.</p> <p>After several trips looking at properties and many sleepless nights, two properties were purchased within about an hour’s drive of each other, one farm for Robin and his family, and one for Dad, Mum, Alison and I.</p> <p>Eventually the properties were sold, farm machinery and tools railed to the new properties, and sheep loaded and moved. It was a mammoth job, not helped by the drought, and by now, oppressive summer heat.</p> <p>After Robin and family had relocated, it was our turn.</p> <p>I can still vividly remember the day. It was a really hot summer’s day with the temperature in the low 40’s when the furniture men packed our furniture into a huge van. It took them all day and was dark by the time they had completed their huge task.</p> <p>After a final clean of all the rooms and our individual goodbyes to our home of many years, a home in which Mum and Dad had raised four children. A home in which they had personally lived for almost 30 years. It was a very emotional time for us all, with very little talking. We were totally absorbed with our own thoughts, and memories.</p> <p>It was time to begin the next chapter of our lives. We finally left on our 4 hour journey, during which the temperature never dropped below 38 degrees.</p> <p>We drove in a convoy, Mum and my sister with our spoilt cat in the car. Dad drove the Land-Rover with our sheep dog in the front between us. In the enclosed back, on top of various soft bags, with her head sticking out of a wool pack and looking quite happy, was our spoilt pet kangaroo, Josie. Behind in the trailer were our 20 or so chickens.</p> <p>It was a slow hot, journey, with numerous stops. We finally arrived at our new home which was empty. We soon settled the animals into their new homes, and relaxed on mattresses we had previously taken down on a previous trip, with a big fan, until the furniture truck arrived.</p> <p>That day it was 44 degrees in the nearest town. Understandably everyone was exhausted after the furniture truck arrived and everything was safely in the house. We then went for a short drive into town for a much deserved milkshake.</p> <p>The next day, we all started our new lives. We knew things would be different and would take time to adjust to everything new, but we were still going to be farmers, so nothing had changed. We would still be reliant, as we always had been, on the weather. That was not about to change.</p> <p>To quote the words from a well-known poem we learnt at school, written by Dorothea Mackellar in 1908, part of which reads:</p> <p align="center"><em>I love a sunburnt country,</em></p> <p align="center"><em>A land of sweeping plains,</em></p> <p align="center"><em>Of rugged mountain ranges,</em></p> <p align="center"><em>Of droughts and flooding plains,</em></p> <p align="center"><em>I love her far horizons,</em></p> <p align="center"><em>I love her jewel sea,</em></p> <p align="center"><em>Her beauty and her terror</em></p> <p align="center"><em>The wide brown land for me</em></p> <p>The 17 years were amazing with some great, and some not so great years financially, but always happy, with fantastic memories. How appropriate therefore to end my stories about South Australian weather with such a beautiful poem.</p>

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Growing up on a farm in 1950’s Australia

<p><em>Missed the first part of the “Growing up on a farm in 1950’s Australia”? Read <a href="https://www.oversixty.com.au/lifestyle/family-pets/2018/02/growing-up-on-a-farm-in-1950s-australia/" target="_blank"><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Chapter 1: Aussie Summers – 1950s</span></strong></a>. </em></p> <p align="center"><strong>Chapter 2: Aussie Winters – 1950s</strong></p> <p>Now retired, as I reflect on my life thus far, the ‘50s were without doubt the most enjoyable. I was happy and had great family and friends. We lived on a farm, what more could I want?</p> <p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Lambing time</span></p> <p>We heard the heavy rain falling on the roof.</p> <p>Dad looked happy and said to Mum “Just what we need to make the grass grow for the ewes.” The weather was still fairly warm, but the days were getting shorter.</p> <p>I love lambing time.</p> <p>I go out every day with Dad, if I get the chance, to see the ewes and lambs and to make sure that everything is OK which it normally is. It is great fun to see the lambs running around together with their tails in the air playing “chasey”.</p> <p>Sometimes though, we have to bring a lamb home to look after it, if their mums can’t feed it properly. Our Mum would mix up warm milk in a bottle. Then it was fun to feed them, as they wagged their cute little tails.</p> <p>When they got bigger, Dad put them out with the other sheep. They still loved to come over for lots of pats every-time they saw us.</p> <p>The first ewe (girl) lamb was always called Sally and the ram (boy) lamb was called Jimmy. I don’t know why, it’s just how it was. Any other lambs, my sister Claire and I got to choose their names.</p> <p>As Dad and me drove around the paddocks, sometimes Dad would see a dead lamb, and would say “Darn foxes”. Then he and some of our friends would go out on a dark night to try and shoot foxes.</p> <p>After all the ewes had had their babies, Dad would bring them into the sheep yards. It would take a long time with lots of noise ‘cause sometimes the Mum’s and their babies could not find each other and cry out for each other. Then Dad, with the help of us kids would sort out the babies from their Mum’s, and then they REALLY made lots of noise as they tried to get back to each other.</p> <p>After that, my brother Robin would catch them one at time while Dad put a round green thing around something stopped the ram lambs from making babies. Then with a really sharp knife, Dad would cut off their tails. Then Robin would let them go and they would run flat out crying all the way back to their Mum’s.</p> <p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Shearing time</span></p> <p>The other job I really loved at the end of winter was shearing time. Most times we had two men who were local farming friends that shore the sheep for us.</p> <p>I loved the smell of the wool and the sheep. Before and after school I really enjoyed helping. It was my job to sweep any bits of wool left over after each sheep was shorn and Dad had picked up the fleece. I always thought I did a good job, ‘though sometimes I probably got in the way a bit.</p> <p>Sometimes one of the shearers as he was going to get another sheep, would pretend to grab me and say “Time for a hair-cut” and I would laugh but run pretty quick back to Dad or Robin ‘cause I thought he was joking but I wasn’t sure.</p> <p>After we had finished for the day, I would help fill the shed with more sheep ready for the next day.</p> <p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Tractors</span></p> <p>After it had rained, Dad would spend lots of days driving a tractor, pulling something that had “things” that dug up the ground. Dad would try to drive it in a really straight line. Sometimes there would be a tree in the way, so he had to drive around it. I thought Dad was pretty clever ‘cause he always got real close to the tree, but never hit it.</p> <p>I loved to sit on the green and yellow (John Deere) tractor with Dad.</p> <p>When I was little, the tractor was brand new and it looked all bright and shiny and smelt great.</p> <p style="text-align: center;"><img width="499" height="315" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/7268645/growing-up-on-a-farm-in-text-image_499x315.jpg" alt="Growing Up On A Farm In Text Image"/></p> <p>After a day at school, I would ride my bike flat out to our house, and yell out to Mum, “Which paddock is Dad was in”? Then I would change into my old clothes making sure I was warm ‘cause the weather was cold and sometimes wet. Then I would rush to where Dad was and sit with him until it was dark and then I would ride my bike home again. Dad usually came home much later.</p> <p>When I got a bit older and Robin had left school, Dad brought another green and yellow tractor for him to drive. I liked to be with Dad but Robin was better and more fun. Robin liked to sing a lot, and some people seemed to think he was pretty good. He sang in a choir (whatever that meant) so he liked to practice while he was driving the tractor and I thought he was so clever ‘cause he could sing AND drive the tractor in a straight line at the same time.</p> <p>Sometimes he liked to “show off” by doing all that while he was driving standing up…wow!</p> <p>Sometimes Dad would drive pulling something else that Robin sat on. It had kinda bins with lids that lifted up that they poured stuff into. Sometimes they would stop by the truck that had bags on them and carry them over. When I got a bit bigger I could carry them as well, but they were REALLY heavy. While Dad was driving, Robin would tip the stuff out of the bags into the bins, and I thought he was so clever. Then we would just sit and talk.</p> <p>Most times it was really, really cold and we would put the empty bags over us to keep out the wind and rain.</p> <p>When I got a bit older, I asked Robin what we were doing and he told me we were “Seeding, planting the grain (wheat or barley) with the fertiliser, to make it grow”.</p> <p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Passing time in winter</span></p> <p>On one side of the farm, we had a dirt road and ‘cause it was a road between two district councils (whatever that meant), nobody looked after it so it became like a fairly narrow track in places with a few trees. It was known as the Boundary Road.</p> <p>One day when I was about 6, and Robin was about 15, somehow he was driving the Land-Rover with just me with him. We ended up on the Boundary Road. It had lately been raining lots. Robin was driving real fast probably ‘cause he wanted to “show off” when suddenly we struck a real slippery patch, and he lost control. The Land-Rover did a full circle.</p> <p>Lucky we did not hit a tree or a fence post and damage the Land-Rover, or hurt ourselves. Robin went real quiet but I thought it was funny. He drove real slow back to the house after that and made me promise not to tell Mum and Dad ‘cause he knew they would be cross with him, but it wasn’t my fault.</p> <p>The other thing we did during winter time was play table-tennis. Our team was Reeves Plains and we used to play against a lot of local teams. When we played our home matches it was always in our barn, and was great fun.</p> <p>The barn was where we stored the seed wheat, barley and fertiliser. Being really little I thought the barn was a long way from the house (it was probably about 50 metres) and even with the outside lights turned on at the house and the barn, there was lots of dark places. There were sheds both sides with trees, and sometimes the branches would make a noise on the roof of the shed and I would get scared and run flat out if I was by myself. I never told anybody ‘cause I didn’t want them to think I was a baby.</p> <p>When I first started to play I was only little and couldn’t reach very far, so I used to stand on a box. I always thought I was pretty good.</p> <p>Often I used to pester Robin for a hit and try my new fancy trick shots and thought I could beat him. I never did, but sometimes I got close. Maybe he just let me. He was the second best player in the WHOLE district so I was dreaming if I thought I was ever going to beat him. Dad was really good, and Mum was fairly good too. Claire didn’t seem to like playing very much and was no competition for someone like me.</p> <p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Starting school</span></p> <p>When I was a bit older than five, I started going to school. Most days, Claire and I used to read our bikes on the dirt road, about two miles.</p> <p>One day she wouldn’t wait for me so I went too fast trying to catch up and fell off grazing my knee. Claire asked if I wanted to go home so Mum could clean it up, but I didn’t want the kids at school, especially the three other boys in my class to think I was a baby by having a plaster on it, so I said “No”.</p> <p>For the first three years before she went off to college in Adelaide, it was kinda nice to have Claire around, in case I got into trouble.</p> <p>I loved Primary School and was always the smartest kid in my class. It was also great to play with all my friends.</p> <p>The toilets seemed a long way away from the class-room. At least they did when I was little. They were in amongst the Pepper Trees and made of galvanised iron. As I went into them, there was a long trough thing to pee into that was always surrounded by spider webs. If I wanted to do “two’s” I went through a door. When lifting the lid I had to be careful not to sit on a Redback Spider, ‘cause I knew they would bite. When I lifted the seat it was a long drop and looked disgusting so I only used it if I was busting. I was always afraid I might fall in.</p> <p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Dealing with kangaroos</span></p> <p>During most winter’s Dad and some friends would “go bush” for about a week. Sometimes there were lots of kangaroos on the outback stations, so they would go up and shoot them, ‘cause the kangaroos ate all the grass the cattle were ‘spose to eat.</p> <p>When I was about 10, people like Dad were stopped from doing that. Sometimes when a kangaroo was shot, without Dad knowing it, they had a baby (joey) in their pouch.</p> <p>Every time Dad went away Claire and I would always hope Dad would come with one. One year, when I was about five, Dad came home with three of them.</p> <p>The boy ones were brown in colour and the girls were blue. They were the most amazing, cute, gentlest, beautiful pets we EVER had. When they were really little they used to sleep in an empty wheat bag, hanging against the hot water thing to keep them warm. When it was feed time Mum or Dad would gently get them down and tip them out so Claire and me could feed them.</p> <p>They would try to grab the bottle with their cute little front legs as we fed them. We had to be careful they did not slip on the lino floor. Their fur was so lovely and soft.</p> <p>When they got a bit bigger we used to take them outside and they used to hop after us, and they looked adorable. By that stage they slept outside in a small yard close to the house Dad made for them. After that they spent the rest of the day and their lives in a really big yard, and one year one had a baby, but that’s another story.</p> <p align="center"><span style="text-decoration: underline;">The Royal Adelaide Show</span></p> <p>At the end of winter was time for the 10-day Royal Adelaide Show.</p> <p>On the Monday morning, the whole family would rush down to see the Merino Sheep judging to see Uncle “Henry” and his family with their stud sheep. I loved all the sights, smells and excitement of all the sheep and lots of people.</p> <p>Uncle Henry always did really well and won lots of cups, medals and sashes with his sheep.</p> <p>It was a great, fun day out, ‘cause after that we would spend the rest of the day looking at all the animals, and side-shows. After that, we had to see all the stuff the adults wanted to look at, which was a bit boring for us kids.</p> <p>Usually we had lunch with other aunts, uncles and cousins so it was always a fun day out.</p> <p>Yes, winter in the ‘50s took some beating, with so many great things to do.</p>

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6 words are hidden in this farm-themed brainteaser

<p>It’s the latest optical illusions to send the internet into a tizzy. It looks like a family farm cartoon, but hidden within the idyllic scene is six gardening-related words to find.</p> <p>Sounds simple right? Well, try your hand at it now.</p> <p><img src="http://hbu.h-cdn.co/assets/16/34/1472223011-syn-hbu-1464979676-syn-clg-1464867618-screen-shot-2016-06-02-at-124006.jpg" class=" swap-image pinterest-enabled" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"/></p> <p>The word “garden” has been quite easily spotted but did you find the tricker words like “seed” or “bloom”?</p> <p>For the answers, scroll through the gallery above (so we don’t spoil the answers for others).</p> <p><em>Source: <a href="http://www.playbuzz.com/nicoleabbott10/can-you-find-the-hidden-words-in-this-gardening-scene" target="_blank">PlayBuzz</a> and <a href="https://www.highlights.com/" target="_blank">highlights.com</a> </em></p> <p><strong>Related links</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="/entertainment/books/2016/07/5-exciting-new-books-coming-soon/"><em>5 exciting new books coming soon</em></a></strong></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><a href="/entertainment/books/2016/07/5-colouring-books-to-unleash-your-creativity/"><em>5 beautiful colouring books to unleash your creativity</em></a></strong></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong><em><a href="/entertainment/books/2016/05/encouraging-children-to-read/">How to encourage your grandchildren to love reading</a></em></strong></span></p>

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What’s happening to Johnny Cash’s beloved Tennessee farm?

<p>Johnny Cash fans have been thrilled with the announcement the singer’s beloved Tennessee farm is to be transformed into the ultimate tribute to the Man in Black.  </p> <p>The 107-acre property in Bon Aqua Tennessee was acquired by Cash in the early 1970s and will be opened to the public as the Storytellers Museum and Cash Hideaway Farm.</p> <p>Nashville already has a museum dedicated to the iconic country and western performer, and this new museum is set to join the Grand Ole Opry and the Ryman Auditorium as an essential place to visit if you’re a music lover exploring that part of the world.</p> <p>The property has an interesting history, originally acquired by Cash’s accountant who had been embezzling money to use in real estate deals. Cash eventually found out and sold off most of the properties, but was so smitten by the farm he decide to keep it.</p> <p>The museum is also reportedly going to host live music events daily to ensure the Man in Black’s incredible legacy as a musician continues to live on for years to come.</p> <p>Are you a Johnny Cash fan? What do you make of this news? And what’s your favourite Johnny Cash song? Share your thoughts in the comments!</p> <p><em>Video credit: YouTube / boxingboy</em></p> <p><strong>Related links:</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><a href="/entertainment/music/2016/07/6-classic-country-songs-to-revisit/"><strong>6 classic country songs to revisit</strong></a></em></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><a href="/news/news/2015/11/johnny-cash-tracking-website/"><strong>Website tracks everywhere Johnny Cash has been</strong></a></em></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><a href="/news/news/2015/09/johnny-cash-death-anniversary/"><strong>Evocative video of Johnny Cash and June Carter just before his death</strong></a></em></span></p>

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Farm posts job ad for “Baby Goat Snuggler” position

<p>Ever wanted to add the position “Baby Goat Snuggler” to your resume?</p> <p>Well, 2016 may well be your year! A farm in the USA has received an overwhelming response after posting a job ad for a position called “Baby Goat Snuggler.</p> <p>Caromont Farm is a cheese-making farm in Virginia that is expecting roughly 90 newborn goats this February and needs volunteers to make sure these goat kids are fed and kept warm.</p> <p>The goat kids have heaters, hay and even tiny sweaters (aww!) to stay warm, but as we all well know sometimes when you’re cold there’s nothing better than a good snuggle.</p> <p>Caromont Farm has a huge response and filled the snuggling shifts in no time at all. The farm is now hosting an event in April (titled “Goatapalooza”) to accommodate other would-be snugglers. </p> <p><strong>Related links:</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong><a href="/news/news/2016/01/never-carry-your-phone-in-your-pocket/">You should never carry your phone in your pocket</a></strong></em></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong><a href="/news/news/2016/01/bear-cub-performing-tai-chi/">Cute bear cub masters the art of tai chi</a></strong></em></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><strong><a href="/news/news/2016/01/things-you-didnt-know-your-dishwasher-could-do/">5 things you didn’t know your dishwasher could do</a></strong></em></span></p>

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Lost sheep has 20 kilos of wool shorn at first haircut in 6 years

<p>Six weeks seems a long time between haircuts, so imagine how six years must feel. Particularly if you’re a sheep.</p> <p>So spare a thought for Sheila the sheep, missing for the last six years, who was recently found on the side of the road after being lost in dense forest near Hobart.</p> <p>Shelia was on the side of the road, unable to get up due to the sheer weight of her fleece.</p> <p>Thankfully, Shelia was returned to her owner, farmer Derek Turvey, who decided she was well overdue for a shearing.</p> <p><img width="429" height="286" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/13296/sheila_429x286.jpg" alt="Sheila" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"/></p> <p>A shed full of people looked on as Mr Turvey got rid of Shelia’s coat. Her fleece reportedly weight 21.79 kilograms after being sheared, which is pretty impressive.</p> <p>It took only 10 minutes to de-wool Shelia, and we think she looks much more comfortable!</p> <p><em>Video credit: Associated Press</em></p> <p><strong>Related links:</strong></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><a href="/news/news/2016/01/girl-tries-to-scam-extra-holiday-with-letter/"><strong>Girl tries to scam extra week's holiday with fake letter</strong></a></em></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><a href="/news/news/2016/01/richie-benaud-tribute-at-sydney-cricket-ground/"><strong>501 Richie Benauds spotted on Sydney Cricket Ground in record breaking tribute</strong></a></em></span></p> <p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><em><a href="/news/news/2016/01/horses-photobombing-people/"><strong>7 hilarious photographs of horses photobombing people</strong></a></em></span></p>

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We left suburbia to move to a farm… the best decision we ever made

<p><strong>Over60 community member, Gina Kibblewhite, 64, recounts her move from suburbia to a 25-acre farm, a decision that she and her husband, Geoff, have never regretted.</strong></p> <p>It was decided that we needed more space. We were ready to leave suburbia. We purchased 25 acres of land. While it was hard to leave our two storey home with a bar room and pool, we didn’t like that it only had a very small backyard.</p> <p>Once we decided to make the move, we had to rent a small house for six months while our new home was being built. The day we moved into the rental, I literally cried, “What have we done?”</p> <p>Geoff, my husband, said quickly, “We are now the owners of 25 acres and a new lifestyle awaits us. Think of the future!”</p> <p>I couldn’t see past the pokey lounge room of the rented place with all our treasures stacked up. Nevertheless, I was able to feel a lot better when we next paid a visit to the farm and the house in progress.</p> <p>We had the name “Chimbrook” already chosen for our new property. The name derives from a place in England called Chimbrook Meadows. As a child, I spent most of my time playing and exploring the adjacent woods, collecting chestnuts and bluebells that grew there. Geoff and I have since returned there for a holiday and the place still remains the same, although somewhat on a smaller scale than I remember. Geoff agreed on the name – it was his idea to drop the meadows from the name as Australia was not known for having meadows. I told him that I wasn’t in favour of the word paddock to be used either, so we settled on calling our new home Chimbrook.</p> <p><img width="320" height="240" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/4298/gina-home.jpg" alt="Gina Home" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"/></p> <p>We spent endless weekends working on our new bit of dirt and had a fine setup in the large shed which was already established by the previous owner. We were ready for any visitors who might happen to pass for a cuppa and wonder why the hell we had left behind such luxury to take up hobby farming.</p> <p>Our house soon started to take shape.  While we were frantically planning what animals we were going to raise, our two daughters Michelle and Joanne had their own plans. “Horses!” they suggested. We cringed at the time hoping they would forget the idea as they had only ridden tired old nags at the local riding school. We were wrong and ended up acquiring a cute little pinto pony by the name of Bobby (for Joanne) who never quite understood the word “SLOW.” He would take off down the paddock at full speed with our daughter gripping on for her life. He would then just stop suddenly in his tracks with only a cloud of dust following.</p> <p>Michelle, on the other hand, went for a taller version of a horse called Prince. She handled him quite well but Prince had a bad personality. He would bite anyone who he felt took Michelle’s attention. The only time he behaved himself was when he had a nasty accident. For some reason, he decided he wanted to visit the paddock next door and tried to jump the fence. He didn’t clear the fence but became stranded over the top strand of barbed wire. He was gashed severely under his leg that a vet had to be called. The wound could not be stitched and there was nothing that could be placed on it to stop the dirt seeping in. The vet administered some antibiotics to the horse and said that it would have to be injected each day. We added up the cost of having a vet come out each day… so Geoff got a crash course at the vet and learnt how to inject the horse himself. Well, Prince was as good as gold for the 10 days of treatment but, as soon as he had finished his course of injections, he turned on Geoff and became his old self again biting and kicking.</p> <p>Before the house was actually finished, Geoff and I went to an auction (the first of many in the next 12 years) being held in our local area. Whilst there, I noticed a ute with a strong wire cage in the back in which stood seven young goats. I spotted one that was adorable, it just had a lovely face and colour. Geoff was busy eyeing the tools, wire, machinery and the like. I steered him to the goats and pointed out the cute little goat that took my eye. He told me he would do some bidding on the goat when the time came but meanwhile, he had already purchased some huge spools of chicken wire. As we only had driven our car to the auction, I said I would go home and bring back our ute in which to carry the wire home.</p> <p>Just as I was about to leave the carpark, Geoff came running out to the car with his hands waving madly beckoning me to stop. He looked very pleased with himself and said that the bidding for the goats had just ended and that we now were the owners of seven goats.</p> <p>“Couldn’t remember which one you wanted,” he said, “and the auctioneer talked me into taking the whole lot.”</p> <p><img width="320" height="240" src="https://oversixtydev.blob.core.windows.net/media/4299/gina-cattle-and-alpacas.jpg" alt="Gina Cattle And Alpacas" style="display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"/></p> <p>The auctioneer must have known Geoff was a newcomer to auctions and conned him. Geoff said he was bidding on just three of the goats but no one else wanted them. We then had the worry about how to get these goats back home to the farm! The auctioneer, as it happened, owned the ute in which the goats were, and let us take it back to our place. I drove our car home with Geoff and his flock following behind. I could hardly see the road as I had tears of laughter spilling down my cheeks. I just kept saying, “I only wanted one!”</p> <p>Once home we then had the problem of where to put the goats. We have strong cattle yards so decided the best place for the time being was to off load them in there. But alas, no sooner were they in the enclosure, they all escaped (except for two) through the gaps in the palings of the cattle yard enclosure and into neighbouring farm. Fortunately, we had the chicken wire from the auction so we quickly unrolled and nailed it to the palings. The other five goats soon came back and we were able to get them into the secure enclosure. We selected the goats we wanted to keep (one of them was the original one I picked) and the following weekend we sold the others at another local auction and made a profit.</p> <p>We named our two goats Blue (my favourite) and Milly. Milly died the following year and Blue was with us for six years. He nearly made his debut on national television in a segment, Pet of the Week, where animals with outstanding talents are featured on the show. Blue could walk across up a plank of the cattle yard and across the top rail, which is only two inches wide. However, we were due to go on our annual holidays at the time he was to be interviewed so he never got a chance. Just imagine, he could have been the next super star like Babe!</p> <p>Blue gave us many hours of enjoyment, we took pleasure in threading slices of bread or bread rolls on to his horns (which were curled) and when he put his head down to eat grass our chickens would peck the bread much to Blues annoyance. In the summer months we would have Blue shorn as his fleece became bedraggled and he looked tatty. We had to transport him in our wire enclosed trailer to the shearer who lived thirty kilometres away. Each time we had him shorn it would start out a hot day and Blue didn’t mind the trip there and he was well behaved when he was being shorn. But on the return home, a storm always came up and he would get absolutely drenched. We finally gave Blue away to a good home as he was becoming too jealous in his later years, attacking anyone that ventured into his domain. This posed a problem when little children came to visit and wanted to pat the goat. But I’ll always have fond memories of our adventures in goat auctioning and Blue.</p>

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